Funny Story........Valum

The day I had my lapband surgery I waited and waited in the waiting room and then got the call.  In the room, change and sit on the gurney. IV put in and then a nurse kept coming in and out and putting stiff in my IV.  I asked her each time what it was.  Vitamins.....blood thinner......then Valum!!!!! She pressed some in and instantly I could care friggen less! Throw me out of a plane, run me over with a truck, hey, its all good. Take me in the operating room, remove my johnny, who cares, cover me in warm blankets, all good.  Then I guess someone gave the nod and the rest of the valum went in and I went out.

That valum is good stuff.

I'm requesting it as soon as my iv gets put in this time. Takes all the worry away.

My nurse gave my Ativan to relax the muscles in my stomach so I could swallow easier -- same thing!  Enjoy it!