Funny Endoscopy Story

Being 50 with a history of colon cancer in the family, was having an endoscopy done about a year ago. When on the gurney, answering the nurse's questions while she tookvital signs, she asked if I had ever had one of these before. I told her no, but I had friends who have, and they had told me what to expect and be prepared for. I told her they all had said that if no matter how groggy I was when they wheeled me in, if everyone was wearing black leather and masks, to get out of their even if I had to crawl. She looked at the chart again, and said I'm sorry, but you do not have good enough insurance for that.