Post-WLS Competitive Eating Challenge

The other day, I got to watch the world famous hotdog eating contest from Coney Island on the 4th of July. Needless to say, the Chestnut guy and the little japanese dude packed away a crapload of hotdogs in 10 minutes. Watching it, I wondered how many I could have done before getting banded. Then, I decided WLS patients shouldn't be precluded from competing and designed my on rules: 1. All WLS patients welcome. 2. No puking within 5 minutes of eating. Using these rules, I believe I can eat 1 hotdog in 10 minutes without heaving. What can you do?

I can eat an oversized portion (not the box "serving size") of cereal!