Don't tell my priest or I am going to have to do an enormous amount of penance. I am not kidding when I tell you we ended up staring at a giant schlong shadow for the entire ceremony. It was so obvious, I thought someone was pranking us.
Our wedding was a catholic wedding where teacher and I ended up kneeling in front of the alter (lots of fun for a guy with a bad knee). As I look up, I realized one of the windows is casting a shadow.of the candle (complete with that metal cap thingy) across the alter directly in front of us.
When teacher noticed it, she said glanced over at me and noticed my smirk. It just proved we are the perfect pair.
The honeymoon to Maui went well (except American Airlines blows) and we had a great time.