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Just a little humor to help sooth my pain!!! Q: How do you keep an Indianapolis Colt out of your yard? A: Put up goal posts. Q: What do you call an Indianapolis Colt with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief. Q: What do the Indianapolis Colts and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ!" Q: What's the difference between the Indianapolis Colts and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: How many Indianapolis Colts does it take to win a Super Bowl? A: Nobody knows, and we may never find out. Q: What do you call 47 millionaires watching the Super Bowl on TV? A: The Indianapolis Colts.