Being fat out weighs the benefits of being thin!
Iím not fat Iím just BIG on food!
Obesity is a growing problem!
I donít have poor eating habits; Iím really good at it!
I like eating out because I enjoy being WEIGHTED on.
Bari-active: overweight and at the gym
Bariatrician: one who gets fat off of the Fat.
Baria-tricks: Diet Pills
Bariatrics : gymnastics for the overweight
Capital Gains Tax: price of being overweight
Demofat: really liberal eating habits
Republithin: very conservative eating habits
Diet: (diette) petite death
Fat: WAIST not
Geri-bariatric: over fifty and over weight
MacDonalds: Fat food restaurant
Old Country Buffet: all you CAN'T eat
Pedi-bariatric: under 13 and over weight
Trans-Fat: pre-op bariatric patient
Very-Bari: morbidly obese