Okay, ya'll, I was mainly kidding. I just thought it was funny that someone raised the issue so close to my own surgery and I was putting out a little gallows humor.
Sure, there are risks. There's also a risk every time I get on the D.C. Beltway or board an airplane. I've done a few relatively dangerous things in my life -- flown in small general aviation planes, rappelled off the side of buildings (no, I was not obese or even overweight when I did that), went whitewater rafting on bad rapids. Lapband surgery might even be safer than some of the things I've done.
I've had my gallbladder out and had plastic surgery on my face. I know lapband surgery is safer than the former, and it might even be safer than the latter. I'm certain I'll have a lot less pain than I did with the nose job. (Just try having your nose broken and waking up with a mini-tampon and a soda straw shoved up each nostril! Thank Heaven for vicodin.) It's the intubation part that I really hate and the 5 or 6 tries it always takes to start an IV on me. Despite what I know intellectually, I'm sure I'll be terrified the morning of October 9th and will probably cry or something while I sit in the holding area because I'm such a baby. But I'm trusting God to pull me through in the end.
all-time high/consult/surgery/current/goal 315/299/292.2/250/150

