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Topic: RE: For fun: How Much Weight Have YOU Lost?

Oh **** I GIVE UP. blush

I try to post something FUN, but nothing can ever NOT have a dig about the band in it.

I don't know why I ******g bother anymore, and I sure as **** won't again.

Topic: RE: Taking Kate's advice and giving up

There is clearly no room here for anything remotely fun anymore. Every post now HAS TO be dragged down by negativity by someone. While I empathize with the people who have band problems, you are letting it rule everything in your life. I have known people with terminal cancer who had more upbeat personalities (and I'm dead serious about that. My mother was one of them.)

I've always said that everyone needs to feel open to post here - band successes and those whose bands failed them. I understand the need to warn people about the hazards of the band, and to let them know your experience, but to let it color EVERYTHING on this forum serves no purpose.

If anyone wants help with their band experience, message me. Some of you are members of my private group and can find me there. And I may post when someone here really, clearly, honestly needs help. But other than that, you probably won't see me all that much. I just don't see the point of being a member of what has become another failed band board.

Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.

 

Topic: RE: Just random thoughts....

I'm approaching ten years out, Angie, and while I still post, today I don't see the point of it. And I hate that.

Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.

 

Topic: RE: Just random thoughts....

Posted it and, of course, got a snide negative comment about the band. I give up. There is no saving this board.

Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.

 

Topic: RE: This forum: who's still here?

It's nice to see everyone coming out of the shadows, so we know there are more people here than just the same old 5 or 6.

 

Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.

 

Topic: RE: This forum: who's still here?

LOL - baby steps, kid! 

Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.

 

Topic: RE: Top Doctor's Opinion on Lap Band

The fact that his website is "dssurgery.com" is very telling. It appears he really wants to do ONLY DS, since NO surgery appears to come off as recommended EXCEPT the DS, which he makes sound incredibly benign -

 

Duodenal Switch is a hybrid surgical procedure that has two aspects that reduce weight.

  1. The smaller stomach size limits the amount of food that can be taken in to about 120-150cc (1/2-3/4 Cup). 
     
  2. The small bowel is reattached in such a fashion as to keep the biliopancreatic juices away from the food until the last portion of the small bowel, limiting the absorption of the food that is eaten. The stomach is decreased in size by doing a Sleeve Gastrectomy, which uses proportional amounts of the stomach areas that make important enzymes and chemicals. The hallmark of the Duodenal Switch operation is the preservation of the pyloric valve. The pyloric valve is at the last portion of the stomach and acts as a gateway to the small bowel. The food needs to be of the right chemical and mechanical consistency before the pyloric valve allows it to progress into the small bowel. The appendix and the gallbladder are also removed.
     
  3. Duodenal switch provides the best remedy for failed gastric bypass.
     
  4. When necessary, the revision or reversal of the Duodenal Switch operation is technically the safest and easiest of all revisional surgical procedures.
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Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.

 

Topic: RE: More fun: Random Crap about Me (and YOU!)

I'm 63 

 

YOU ARE NOT!!!! 

Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.

 

Topic: RE: More fun: Random Crap about Me (and YOU!)

Okapi

Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.

 

Topic: RE: ticker test

Pesky computers never want to play nice! mail

Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.

 

Topic: RE: ticker test

It's there.

Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.

 

Topic: RE: Top Doctor's Opinion on Lap Band

I'd like to see a link to his original opinion, not from a DS site.

Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.

 

Topic: RE: More fun: Random Crap about Me (and YOU!)

Do we really know who you are? Do we know you at ALL? Let's get to know each other a little better, and try to foster some friendship on the board again!

Respond with 5 random facts about you: serious, funny, dirty, whatever.

1. I've got 26 tattoos. The most recent one is 26 little green stars in memory of the victims of Newtown.

2. My favorite color is royal purple.

3. I'm a state- and nationally-registered EMT.

4. My favorite animal is the okapi.

5. When my dogs fart, I giggle like a 5-year-old.

Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.

 

Topic: RE: Let's share some NSV's

Next up, you have to try a Smart Car. Or, as I say in my New England accent: a Smaht Cah.

 

Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.

 

Topic: RE: This forum: who's still here?

I can see THAT one  . . . !enlightened

Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.

 

Topic: RE: For fun: How Much Weight Have YOU Lost?

I sat down about 7 years ago (on a very bored day!) and created this list that has now taken on a life of its own and been reposted about a thousand times. 

 

HOW MUCH WEIGHT HAVE YOU LOST?

 

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives American eats each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
25 pounds = an average 2 year old
30 pounds = cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gal bottle of water or average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an avg American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape 
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an avg American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman

 

Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.

 

Topic: RE: Do you think your goal weight is determined by....

My goal weight was what I weighed when I graduated high school. I decided that there was no way that I was going to weigh what "the charts" say a 5'10" woman "should" weight and when I got within 20 pounds of that, I thought I looked VERY thin.

I'm not were I would like my weight to be, but I feel happier and healthier now, and I know that I have built up quite a bit of muscle, so I am not gonna complain.

Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.

 

Topic: RE: Let's share some NSV's

DH and I have been going to the gym so much lately that he asked me last week if we qualified as "gym rats." [Note: I evaluated our personalities and determined that we are "GYM FERRETS."]

Working out so much, I had been expecting to see weight LOSS, but after a month of staying of the scale (to preserve my sanity), I found that I weighed exactly the same. I wasn't happy, but I wasn't all that bummed out, either. However, in the past month I have had at least a half-dozen of my fellow gym-goers tell me that they can really see a difference in how I look. THAT makes me really, really happy.

PS: My husband, that S.O.B., has lost 15 pounds.

Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.

 

Topic: RE: Just random thoughts....

Of course I still have it! Let me see if I can find it . . . 

Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.

 

Topic: RE: This forum: who's still here?

BACK ATCHA!

 

Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.

 

Topic: RE: This forum: who's still here?

It's seems like the same half-dozen people are posting -- when things get posted at all!

It makes me wonder how many people are still follow the board.

If you're out there: a regular poster, a hardly-ever-poster, and I've-only-ever-lurked-poster - - band working, band not working, not sure if it's working -- whatever. Chime in and let us know you're here and who you are. Maybe a little bit about you, if you're in a chatty mood. 

NO JUDGMENTS. NO COMMENTS ABOUT THE BAND. Just say "hello".

Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.

 

Topic: RE: 34 weeks pregnant and nervous!

Ginger:

You owe it to yourself and to your baby to just focus on YOU and your pregnancy, for now. Forget about your weight, forget about fills. Have your baby, both of you get strong and healthy, and THEN start thinking about your weight.

As for your surgeon, if you can't get him to take your insurance, ask him if he will cut you deal on a cash payment for the visit.

Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.

 

Topic: RE: Cappuccino

Cold is easy. It's just iced coffee, skim milk, sweetener (if you want it**** and a scoop of any kind of protein powder. Powders mix fine with COLD liquids. It's the hot ones that cause the trouble because the powders just turn into nasty balls of goo.

Click makes a REAAAAALY good espresso protein powder, but it's not cheap - about $20 a container, which may make 20 or so shakes..

There are companies that make HOT protein coffee mixes, but the ones I've tried have been painfully oversweetened (sugar-free still, but too sweet for me.)

Here's a link to a place not far from me that sells all manner of protein products, and their hot beverages in particular.

http://www.nutmegstatenutrition.com/index.php/cPath/29

 

Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.

 

Topic: RE: What was this forum was like BEFORE it went bad?

I went through a bunch of old forum pages today, just to see what we USED to talk about, back when it seemed like we were all friends (friends who agreed to disagree at times) and this forum was FUN. What DID we talk about back then?

 

Crazy neighbors/relatives/bosses Pros and cons of diff band sizes Pros and cons of surgery in Mexico Whey vs Soy protein Ways to sneak extra protein into your diet LOTS of B&A pics and "pic parades" Non-WLS-related goals Does your shoe size change after you lose weight? Can I ever eat popcorn again? What do you do for a living? A shout out to restaurants that care What's it like to fly with the band? Will I EVER be happy with how I look? Talk me through what a fill is like What song is your "motto"? How long before people start to notice? Blood donation after surgery? How much loose skin will I have? What has been your hardest challenge/habit to overcome? How did your surgery affect your diabetes blood pressure, etc.? Have you kept off the weight? Will my period affect my band? Am I too big/small/young/old to get a Lapband? What people eat a year out What foods can't you eat/don't you like anymore? What do I do with my old "fat" clothes? What kind of vitamins do you take? I need inspirational quotes HELP! I have to have a colonoscopy! Puppies, babies, grandchildren Husbands When does the "fat girl" mentality go away? Where did my boobs go? I need bra help! Exercise, Planet Fitness, Curves I'm training for my first 5k/marathon/walkathon Can I ever have Diet Coke (or whatever) again? What about beer? Why does my tailbone hurt? My husband/wife/boyfriend/friends/sister/mother/father is driving me nuts   We planned local "meet and greets" and had Secret Santa and swapped Christmas cards   We had LOTS of "surgery angels" posting updates on folks who had their surgery that day   and, of course, assorted questions about recipes, farts, poop, birth control, puke and sex (but not at the same time)  

 

Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.

 

Topic: RE: Cappuccino

Hot or cold?

Banded since 2003, maintaining my weight loss and still knowing I made the right choice for me. If you want information on what life is like for a band success, have questions or need help and suggestions on band life, feel free to message me. Otherwise, just read the Lapband Forum.