THURSDAY HUMOR

DAN PACKARD
on 1/10/07 2:12 pm - KOKOMO, IN
I cannot sleep so I thought I would throw out my humor so you guys will have it in the morning. Since I fell like a old man, I thought I would give you some more of my senior citizen humor. Dan *********************************************************** Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'" The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart murmur; be careful." One More A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" "No," he replied, "Arthritis."
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