LIGHTING YOUR FARTS

Quik Party Trick for the Men's Room, or what I like to call- "LIGHTING YOUR FARTS!! Fun trick I picked up out on the Boards.... (I've been playing to much while on break from the University...) Simple waste of time, but kinda Cool... copy/paste the "following code" into your URL box (that's the 'browser bar' for us non-puter types) javascript:R=0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200;DI=document.images; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i-DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style;DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math.sin(R*x1+i*x2+x3)*x4+x5; DIS.top=Math.cos(R*y1+i*y2+y3)*y4+y5}R++}setInterval('A()',5); void(0); ...Now,.....Done that? OK, ----- get ready... and just hit ENTER. SO? Computer/code folk... Why does it do that? Is that "the Code" for Morphine or Crystal Meth? Seems to work on just about any page.... May only work in explorer, I haven't tried on other browsers.... Ok, Back to work...................

I don't if it worked on FireFox or not... But it made me really dizzy... - Bob

and on Netscape... I don't know about the Borg.... er... (I mean, Mac Users) Best Wishes- Dx

Dx, Yup... Works on a Mac. Browser = Safari Resistance is Futile! Be Well, A.J.

Too Cool. Just did it to our IT guys computer while we had him distracted at somebody else's desk. Can't wait to see/hear his reaction when he returns to his desktop. LOL

Fun toy... Best Wishes- Dx

As an "IT" guy I can tell you what my reaction would be; you'd return to your office/cube only to find your user account locked out and all of your "unnofficial" email being printed on every printer in the organization... Don't mess w/ the king! - Bob

Richard took it well. He is also very clever. He noticed the code in the URL box within 2 seconds. JP

Just too cool (Simple thing for simple minds like mine are quickly amused). Thank DX Alan

Dude that's just messed up. You could make someone sick or something like that. Pretty cool though.