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SAINT EXPEDITE

Saint Expedite is the patron of those who hope for rapid solutions to problems, who wish to avoid or put an end to delays, and who want general financial success. His aid is also sought by those who wish to overcome procrastination as a personal bad habit, as well as by shop-keepers and sailors. His feast day is April 19.

PRAYER TO SAINT EXPEDITE

      
      Saint Expedite, you lay in rest.
      I come to you and ask that 
         this wish be granted.
      
      (State your petition)
      
      Expedite now what i ask of you.
      Expedite now what i want of you, 
         this very second.
      Don't waste another day.
      Give me what i ask for.
      I know your power,
      I know you because of your work.
      I know you can do it.
      Do this for me and i'll
         spread your name with love and honor
         and cause your name to be invoked.
      Expedite this wish with speed, love,
         honor, and goodness.
      Glory to you, Saint Expedite!

As you recite this prayer, light a holy candle to Saint Expedite next to a glass of water for the Saint. Recite daily until the request is granted, then be sure to give Saint Expedite a gift. Also place an ad in the newspaper thanking Saint Expedite, so that his name and fame will grow.