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Totally OT - but if you need a laugh, this is it!

tripmom02
on 8/22/12 6:36 pm - NJ

VSG on 08/01/11 with

Seriously, I have read this about 100 times, and I still laugh ever.single.time. It's something I could see me and my BFF doing to my husband (right down to the covnersation they had in the store, I even read it in our voices LOL). Read it, you won't regret it LOL

http://thebloggess.com/2011/06/and-thats-why-you-should-learn-to-pick-your-battles/

Courtney - Lap band to VSG revision

vogue
on 8/22/12 6:41 pm

VSG on 08/30/12 with

I read this a while back on FB..it is definitely hilarious!!

Highest Weight: 272 Surgery Weight: 266 (08-30-12)

Superficial Goal: 129 Maintenance Goal: 150 lbs

SKINNY PEOPLE LOOK GOOD IN CLOTHES, FIT PEOPLE LOOK GREAT NAKED....I WANT TO BE FIT!!

tripmom02
on 8/22/12 7:51 pm - NJ

VSG on 08/01/11 with

I go back to it every couple of months just b/c I feel like I have to! LOL

Courtney - Lap band to VSG revision

MuttLover
on 8/22/12 7:15 pm

VSG on 11/14/12 with

Had to wipe the tears from my eyes, I was laughing so hard! Thanks!

tripmom02
on 8/22/12 7:50 pm - NJ

VSG on 08/01/11 with

Exactly. You're welcome!

LOL

Courtney - Lap band to VSG revision

June W.
on 8/22/12 7:25 pm - Phoenix, AZ

VSG on 04/12/12 with

I'm dying. It's ridiculously funny. I was crying throughout, it was so funny.

tripmom02
on 8/22/12 7:50 pm - NJ

VSG on 08/01/11 with

The first time I read it I think I literally howled with laughter, then I made my husband read it and surprisingly he didn't think it was funny at all, and that made me laugh even harder the second time I read it.

Perspective. He has none.

Courtney - Lap band to VSG revision

carebear32958
on 8/22/12 7:35 pm

VSG on 08/16/12 with

OMG, Thanks Courtney,
that was the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I was laughing so hard I had to hold my stomach...I almost popped a stitch! Haha...thanks for sharing, I think I may forward this to some of my other friends! :)
Kari

tripmom02
on 8/22/12 7:45 pm - NJ

VSG on 08/01/11 with

Exactly. It’ll be like, “You thought *yesterday* was bad? Well, now you have a enormous metal chicken to deal with. Perspective. Now you have it.”

Best.line.ever. LOL

Courtney - Lap band to VSG revision

happiegirl
on 8/22/12 7:49 pm - Albuquerque, NM

VSG on 04/24/12 with

Yup very funny!

HW: 351 Pre-op: 272 Current: 152 Goal:160

M1: 14 M2:14 M3:11 M4:10 M5:10 M6:12 M7:8 M8:6 M9: 6 M10: 7 M11: 6 M12: 4 M13: 5

"Glory lies in the attempt to reach one's goal and not in reaching it." - Gandhi

skinnytra77
on 8/22/12 8:38 pm

Lmao.. that is the first time I ever read that.. very funny!

tripmom02
on 8/22/12 8:44 pm - NJ

VSG on 08/01/11 with

When you get the time, you sould read the follow ups on the bottom too, I literally spi****er out at one point! She is hysterical.

Courtney - Lap band to VSG revision

TSinNC
on 8/22/12 8:41 pm

VSG on 08/16/12 with

Oh my God. So. Fabulous.

"This chicken will cut you!"

Tina

Follow my journey at www.TinaRebooted.com Blog, Recipes, Product Reviews, and more!

tripmom02
on 8/22/12 8:43 pm - NJ

VSG on 08/01/11 with

It's like $200 worth of metal chicken FOR FREE! Forget it, I could literally quote her all day!

Courtney - Lap band to VSG revision

TSinNC
on 8/22/12 8:56 pm

VSG on 08/16/12 with

Yeah, there are too many great lines there. I'm thinking I need to get myself one of the towels with "knock knock MF" embroidered on it. Love.

tripmom02
on 8/23/12 12:20 am - NJ

VSG on 08/01/11 with

Don't know if you have kids, but another great one that I LOVE is -

http://www.chicagonow.com/moms-who-drink-and-swear

Courtney - Lap band to VSG revision

TSinNC
on 8/23/12 1:09 am

VSG on 08/16/12 with

Love it! We clearly have the same sense of humor!

Tina

Follow my journey at www.TinaRebooted.com Blog, Recipes, Product Reviews, and more!

bugirll
on 8/22/12 9:15 pm - MD

DS on 03/19/12 with

I really needed this today! I laughed so hard I had tears.

DS with Toon Sonneville 3/19/12

jengel89
on 8/22/12 9:44 pm

VSG on 08/09/12 with

OH MY G-D!!! That is HYSTERICAL!!! Regrets? I have NONE!! Thanks you for sharing!!

Feystorm
on 8/22/12 4:24 pm - CA

VSG on 03/14/12 with

OMG - that is too funny. My bff and I could totally do something like that to my husband. I am sending her the link now!

HW:242 Start of Preop Diet: 217 SW:200 CW:116.8 GW: 115; SOCAL MEETUPS GROUP!: http://www.obesityhelp.com/group/socalhallo2012/

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