strange milestone

Aug 29, 2015

Massively odd milestone. Eating wasabi peas the other day. Dropped one. Used to hit my boobs. Then eventually my lap. I snapped my legs shut to catch a flying dried pea that I had dropped. It was not in my lap. It hit the ground. Took a minute to register what happened; I have a gap. A GAP. between my thighs. The pea fell in the gap to the ground. I was utterly amazed. It really happened. 

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