on July 10, 2008 4:41 am
I got smelly gas
after my Gastric Bypass.
No matter what I eat
--cheese, eggs or fish,
chicken , beans or meat;
it don’t matter what the dish—
the smells. oy, the smells
--it just overwhelms!
It must be the protein.
Every fart --
no matter how far apart
emits a noxious gas
that can clear out a room
faster than it may pass.
The gas of Doom.
It must be the protein.
I eat, I drink
and then I stink.
The Scale moves left
but I am not bereft
as I feel myself lighter
I know that against my fat I am the fighter!
It must be the water and the protein.
Both so important to my body
however not at the same time.
Soon I will not be a “fatty”
and now this ends my ditty and its chime.











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