I had to break down and tell one of my co-workers that "I'm having surgery." I had to stay late at the J.O.B yesterday (and more days to come) and my co-worker wanted to know why I was still working past 3:30pm. So, I told her I'm working late for a while to make up some time I'm going to miss while being out.
Anyway, then the questions started coming

. "What are you having surgery for?" "I rather not say." Then the list started! Knee surgery, foot surgery, hip surgery, "are you having that gastro thing?"

I calmly said "NO". "Well what are you having surgery for then. You know I'm going to find out!"
This morning I told my other co-worker who knows the "real truth", what happened on yesterday. So we set it up perfectly. Later in the morning, I told the other co-worker (that knows) in front of "Ms. Inquisitive". Then it started all over again!!! So, the co-worker that knows nipped it in the bud! "Oh, I know what she's having, the surgery where you don't want any kids". I fell out laughing and looked over at the other one. She said, "ummm I didn't think about that" This is too funny!
I didn't want to jinx myself by saying something "chronic". This co-worker is the type that will cry over someone elses issues. Lawd knows I don't want that. I'm sticking to my guns. Maybe one day I'll tell,

NOT!!!