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Surgeon Testimonial John J. Feng, M.D. Dr. Feng is very patient and thorough. His nurse/office manager, Shellie, is delightful! Dr. Feng thoroughly addressed the risks of surgery and I felt completely unhurried as we discussed all aspects and he answered all my questions. He seems to respect my intelligence and the research I've done; I feel that he views me as the partner I am in this decision. He congratulated me for working so hard on getting all my pre-op work done, and for losing weight to get ready for surgery. Both surgical competence and bedside manner are important to me, and I've got them both with Dr. Feng. Member Interests
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You Know You've Had Weight Loss Surgery When...
(Snagged from the Main Forum) You know You've had Weight Loss Surgery When... * I have a date" does not mean you're going out. * You have baby food in the house and no baby. * "I'm a loser" is a good thing. * "Welcome to the other side" doesn't include death. * New clothes fall off in a week. * You get excited about hand me downs. * The scale at Wal-Mart no longer says "one at a time please". * Going bald and getting wrinkles is a good thing. * "Just water for me please". * When your rear end no longer looks like a mudslide. * When you get excited that your incision was "only 4 inches". * When the word lap has nothing to do with a strip club. * Other women are calling you names behind your back. * When you are glared at in the plus size department because you don't "belong there". * When you really don't have a thing to wear. * You have to prove you are the person on the driver's license. * You start being in the pictures, not behind the camera. * You want to hug everyone fat and hand them your surgeon's card. * You are never parted from a bottle of water. * When you order a doggy bag at the same time as your meal. * Being too small for your britches. * When the only way your nipples are where they belong is to roll them up, position them with your bra and secure with a ponytail holder. * When you go to the mall and take the first available space instead of circling 20 minutes for one closer to the door. * You truly are a "cheap date". * When one drink makes you flipping floozy! * When you run to the door and don't hear a flapping sound. * You flip your shirt to show complete strangers your scar. * Vitamins feel like a meal. * You go from a 56DDDD to 32AAA in a year and didn't have a breast reduction. * You've just lost 100 lbs and run into a high school friend who asks "did you change your hair?" * You can cross your legs... both of them! * Instead of a Wonder Bra you need a Wonder Where They Went Bra. * When your obsession from food turns to your scale. * They no longer call 911 for the Jaws of life to extricate you from a turnstile. * No more Velcro shoes. * When your Stairmaster is no longer used for drying your fine washables. * your mother says "You don't eat enough." * When your doctor looks you in the eye and says "I know you will have success with this." * Having sex your husband complains that your hip bones are poking him. * You can wear corduroy pants without igniting a fire. * When you wave and your upper arms wave back. * You safety pin your underwear. * Someone phones and thinks your husband is sneaking around with some skinny mistress. * Cannot blame the cat/dog for shedding. * Cancel your Lane Bryant Credit Card. * 3 Lean Cuisines a week and that's your total grocery purchase. * The kids wonder what happened to the cake and cookie god...did he die??? * Having to constantly BLAME the dog for your gas! 1 Comment(s)
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OT: you are such an inspirational success story and the amount of weigh you lost is truly mind boggling! Congrads, love, Nat