So my husband and I went to a baseball game last night.  We walked down to our seats which was scarey enough.  We were 3rd row from the feild by 1st base line.  The next batter was right smack in front of our face.  No snoozing at this game or my luck I would have a foul ball in my face   We get to our seats and OMG I Fit!!!  I mean I fit before,  but now room on both sides and the arm rests were not digging into me.  Can you say WOW!  I had to bite my lip to not start crying like a baby.  It was amazing.  But then the night went on   It's very easy when your in your own home, or controlled atmosphere.  But when your out at either someone elses home, an event  or a restaurant, everything changes.  Lets see..to the left of me was a monster cheese steak, to the right of me nachos, hot dogs, french fries.  In front of me chicken fingers with fries covered in cheese, Bacon hamburgers etc...you get the point    Needless to say I was in hell!!!!!    I kept telling myself so what, this is better, I feel better and I finally fit in the chair comfortably.  Well by the 5th inning I really didnt want to smell and see all those people stuffing their faces any longer while I sat and ate my protein bar  LOL  Did I mention my husband eating a big sundae?  Can you say D-I-V-O-R-C-E?   Then the guy sitting in front of us went to get up.  He was a very large man.  When he sat down the first time he had a HUGE bucket of fries and a pizza and hotdog   Well when he got up I'm telling you his arse was hanging out of his pants.  Not just a small crack, but the whole enchilada.  That was the biggest moon I have ever seen.  At that moment I was like fine he can eat it hell no not me.  Can't believe that guy didnt feel his pants were not on him at all.  It was quite a moment.  So that was my evening