Outback Cheese Fries (the worst food in America)

Normie way:

Calories 2900 (Kilojoules 12122)
		% DV**
Total Fat	182 g	280%
Sat. Fat	-	0%
Cholesterol	-	0%
Sodium	-	0%
Total Carbs.	240 g	80%
Dietary Fiber	-	0%
Sugars	-
Protein	75 g

Fat	1638 cals (57%)
Carbs.	960 cals (33%)
Protein	300 cals (10%)

DSer way:
Total Fat (80% malabsorbed)  36.4 g  327 calories
Carbs (complex, 40% malabsorbed) 144g  576 calories
Protein (50% malabsorbed) 37.5g 150 calories

Normie calorie total: 2900    DSer calorie total: 1053

Enough said. :p

• 1 tablespoon vegetable oil
• 1 (16 ounce) package Dreamfield's elbow macaroni
• 9 tablespoons butter
• 1 cup shredded Muenster cheese
• 1 cup shredded Cheddar cheese
• 1 cup shredded sharp Cheddar cheese
• 1 cup shredded Monterey Jack cheese
• 1 1/2 cups heavy cream 
• 8 ounces cubed processed cheese food
• 1/4 teaspoon salt
• 1/8 teaspoon ground black pepper

 

 

1. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add pasta and cook for 8 minutes or until al dente; drain well and return to cooking pot.
2. In a small saucepan over medium heat, melt 4 tablespoons butter; stir into the macaroni. Transfer to a lightly greased deep 2 1/2 quart casserole dish.
3. In a large bowl, combine the Muenster cheese, mild and sharp Cheddar cheeses, and Monterey Jack cheese; mix well.
4. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).
5. Using the pot from step 2 melt 4 tablespoons butter, slowly add heavy cream stirring constantly, add cubed cheese food and 1/2 of shredded cheese mixture, stir until it has a smooth consistency (don't forget to taste liberally at this stage it is SOOOO yummy!)
6. Add all but 1/2 cup of the remaining shredded cheese to the pasta mixing well and then pour your melted cheese over the pasta, mix well, spoon yourself out a small bowl.
7. Sprinkle with the remaining 1/2 cup of cheese mixture and 1 tablespoon of butter.
8. Bake in preheated oven for 15 minutes or until hot and bubbling around the edges; serve.
9. Enjoy the small portion you spooned out while you wait for the cheese on top to melt and the whole thing to set together.