Krayzsexykool's Blog

What the F***? I'm Stuck... Like Chuck.. Oh Shuck...

Sun, 22 Nov 2009 10:27:00 -0800

The hell? I can't go home for Christmas with this lil bit lost!!! I'm just gonna have to suffer through the damn protein drinks (start back on them - AGAIN) and cut the carbs down and increase veggies (which I've started eating green beans - never didi b4 surgery. Almost picked ...

Cut Day aka Surgery Day & Hospital Stay

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 06:45:00 -0700

OK, so I forgot to say how surgery day went - before my wake up and stuff.

Let's start with the day before.... Cue the harp sound where you go back in time...

Church. crapping all day after sipping on magnesium citrate. Really the gist of it. Church was cool and ...

Da land of Protein & vitamins, ER visit,and all that other shyt

Wed, 23 Sep 2009 06:43:00 -0700

Hey Y'all,

Just checking in. It's been raining, flooding, etc in da A. Thank God though my county was hard hit, I stayed dry!

Well. Sunday I was in the ER - not surgery related. Seem I either had the flu or bronchitis. Yum!

As of Sunday (9/20), I've lost 12 lbs since ...

Got Damn the Longhorn Steakhouse & Mickey Dees commercials!!!

Fri, 18 Sep 2009 13:15:00 -0700

I was in the hospital Wednesday when they were debating whether to release me or not. Longhorn commercial comes on. I'm in conversation w/ a friend and I just shut up. He fell out laughing saying I was mesmerized and in a trance. He's had his surgery in March of this ...

Let me off this train! I change my MIND!!!

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

In a fog, I hear the old school song from Junior :Too late, too late, baby, bye-bye...Now’s my time to go. No, it's not playing anywhere except in between the frontal, temporal, periatial, ocipital bones (thanks, Coach Walker - emblazed in the brain!). That would be the skull bones, ladies and ...

I'm fugging tired!

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 20:43:00 -0700

Damn Flo decides to visit me. Sweet! I'm fatigued and still need to finish cleaning... trying to push, but...

Damn if I don't have much of an appetite - but I'm about to cram some ice cream and cupcakes down. Watch tomorrow I'll be hungry as hell - just cuz I ...

Hot Shit - surgery is Monday... Also, OD'ing on Olive Garden

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 20:54:00 -0700

WEll Fuck! I sit drinking a strawberry daiquiri in a styrofoam cup that somehow made it from New Orleans to Atlanta STILL frozen when packed in ice. It's a fine fuggin' time to realize it when I NEVER be able to drink one in life again... Damn that! CALL THE DOC!!!! CANCEL ...

Funny how time flies... an update

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 21:17:00 -0700

Well hell,

I was supposed to better @ this... well, here goes...

To date, (well, as of July 20th), I've lost 18 lbs. NUT wants me to be down to 250lbs for surgery - that leaves me four lbs. I'm gonna say 240-245lbs - how ya love dat???

~My final visit was to my ...

Pre-Op & Albino turds

Thu, 11 Jun 2009 21:28:00 -0700

My post disappeared...!!!

And for that matter, I am too. I'll rewrite tomorrow.

There's no place like home, there's no place like home!!

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

New Orleans... The Crescent City... The Big Easy... The City that Care Forgot... all that!

Last Thursday, I headed home to laissez-les bontemps roulez!!! And to tap into some joi de vivre!! (and po-boys, snoballs, & daiquiris....) Just got back tonight.

More to come.