Vibrate your obesity away.
Jan 29, 2013
Introducing the positivity-enhanced HAPIfork! It is an electronic fork that monitors your personal eating style and habits and gives you cues as to when you are eating too fast. The HAPIform will alert you with lights and vibrations when you are shoveling food into your piehole. I have a better idea. Add moar amps. Give your Happy A Charge!
Electricity travels through conductors - any material which allows electrical flow - as it tries to reach the ground. Because people make excellent conductors, minor electrocution is a common household hazard. Fortunately it is usually more surprising than dangerous and does not require medical attention. However, some basic precautions should be taken to insure that the shock does not interfere with the body's normal electrical impulses including the functions of the brain and the heart. Prolonged exposure to a direct source of electricity can also cause severe burns to the skin and the tissue.It would work faster than a $100.00 vibrating fork.
"All The Weight I Didn't Lose..."
Jan 25, 2013
All the weight I didn’t lose - from Salon.com
"I am the “after” side of surgery, having lost more than 250 pounds. No one gets this, at least not without an explanation, because I still weigh over 200 pounds, and the weight loss fable is supposed to end when you’re thin, not when you’re merely “an average fat American.”
Yes, some of us do "get it."
This is a powerful article a friend of mine who happens to be a special kind of "after" (which is not the kind of " air quotes" that indicate failure, but that she has SHIT TO DEAL WITH and y'all need to stop judging a person at first glance, you know?) posted in my BBGC support group. Thank you, Sarah. I GET IT. Some of us DO. Rawr.
Please read it. Please open your mind to all "afters," and stop the WLS shaming.
"I still wonder if I should get more surgery. I have so many pieces of clothing that fit, but that I reject because they cling in one place wrong. That particular place is my right thigh and calf, which are obviously larger than the left. (I call it my freak leg.) Doctors have no real explanation, but the general theory is that a fall I suffered when I weighed 600 pounds actually broke off a chunk of fat in my calf. That place just above my knee seems swollen, and is the reason I can’t wear skirts anywhere close to above the knee. If jeans stick to the freak leg, I toss them into the back of the closet and try another pair.
In general, I have bravado about my body. I worked hard for it, and I willingly wear a swimsuit in public. I endured surgeries for this body. I lost my navel when they chopped off all my redundant skin. “Redundant.” The word reminds me of English movies where someone gets fired, “made redundant.” I have wanted to fire my whole body at one point or another, but that putrid mass of dangling gut skin, my prize after losing nearly 300 pounds, sat quivering at the top of my layoff list. It oozed and wept and smelled like old gym socks. I could lift it like an apron — not an uncommon phenomena in gastric bypass circles. The surgery to remove this old skin is actually called a panniculectomy because the latin word for apron is “pannus.”
If you’re a woman fat enough to have required a panniculectomy, and you’re not a total uggo, you’ve probably heard the best, worst compliment thin women can bestow: “You have such a pretty face!” They say it the way you apologize to someone when a pet dies. The “but” hangs in the air, unspoken, and the person who tells you about your pretty face generally shakes her head sadly before walking away..."
All the weight I didn’t lose - Go read the entire article at Salon.
OAC - Your Weight Matters Magazine - Online - and saving a piec
Jan 25, 2013
I received my issue, issues (two, because we have two memberships!) of Your Weight Matters Magazine from the Obesity Action Coalition today. I got a little bit excited because the recap of the National YWM Convention was in there, and yes, that's me up there, OAC Advocate of the Year. This is my digital-clipping of said event! It's all online - get into it - to view a full PDF version of this issue, please click here.
YWM 2012 – A Look back…
Volume 8/Issue 2 – Winter 2013
Kid’s Corner – Winter Fitness Fun
by Sarah Muntel, RD
Volume 8/Issue 2 – Winter 2013
Zumba!
by Audrey Turner
Volume 8/Issue 2 – Winter 2013
Set a SMART Resolution for 2013
by Marie A. Spano, MS, RD, CSCS, CSSD
Volume 8/Issue 2 – Winter 2013
Greek Yogurt – What’s the craze all about?
by Pam Helmlinger, RD, LDN
Volume 8/Issue 2 – Winter 2013
“I know there is strength in the differences between us. I know
Jan 02, 2013
2013 - Day One - Community - Caring - Pay It Forward #BBGC
“I know there is strength in the differences between us. I know there is comfort, where we overlap.”
― Ani DiFranco
The WLSFA is ..."Ending obesity by empowering people to move from surviving to thriving through weight loss surgery, education and support. Performing charitable services and conducting research to find solutions, enhancing the quality of life for the morbidly obese community. Raising awareness and funds for surgery."
The Bariatric Bad Girls Club is helping by donating our money to the WLSFA.
The closest thing to being cared for is to care for someone else.”
― Carson McCullers, The Square Root of Wonderful
All proceeds from the sales of all products in the Bariatric Bad Girls Club Shop go directly to the WLSFA until they are SOLD. OUT.
We have raised nearly $700 so far, and will continue to sell all products until they are gone. This is a potential to raise THOUSANDS of dollars and the potential to fund someone's bariatric surgery.
A surgery funded by the BBGC.
Us. Yes.
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