People want to know more about who Iam?

If you have been laughed at, spanked, put down for what you  look like, kissed, kicked, been stinky, been sqashed, been admired, been touched, been squeezed, been patted, been sore, been sad and saggy, had a brown nose,  been the butt of jokes, looked great in candle light but not florescent, unshaven, beaten, tired, been left be-HIND, been tight, been hot, been the only ass at the party....

You might relate to Seymore. Because Iam a little bit of everyone, and alot of love! 

Don't take life too serious, it's much too short.

S

It's real hard making friends when you look like I do.. Not many people want to get too close for fear I might sneeze. 

Not to mention the problem with nudity I have... OH won't let me post. Can I help it that I sit on my face? What's a butt to do. So Iam a little different. Can anybody ever accept me for who Iam? 

Anyway if ya have it in your heart to make friends with an ass..Iam here for you. If not I'll just smoke my cigars all by myself and watch the fun around here. 

So I guess what Iam trying to say, is don't be afraid to be my friend. It's always handy to have someone around to be the scapegoat. What more perfect than someone who has an ass for a head.

Man with a moon

I have sent out tons of friends requests and only 6 souls willing to be my friends so far. Thank you for being so brave. I don't have this kind of luck in the real world.  You all must have a good sense of humor  ( or sick) or maybe you just like the fact I can use kleenex to both go and blow. 

You won't regret it friends. Despite my odd appearance, I am actually a pretty nice guy. So what! I don't have a great smile. I do have a hell of alot of fun. This world needs more of that. 

Raising my right hand, placing it on the Bible, I promise never to stock ya, sue ya, laugh at you ( only with you) or ignore you.

 I will do my damnest to not send any wind your way, but that can't be guaranteed. ( nothing intentional anyway).  ( I hear that can be nasty post op..I apologize in advance) 

On the other hand I don't mind being the butt of your jokes, that's something I have grown accustomed to. I make a great scapegoat , just blame it on the ass. I may not have shoulders but my rear is broad enough to handle it.

So let loose have some fun folks.