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Knock knock joke... - Knock Knock...

How do the yappers get their dogs to stop humping - They suck their dicks.

How many Lauries does it take to change a light bu - None...because her arms are crammed elbow deep in Anne's asshole.

What's the difference between the truth and a bunc - Anne and Laurie can't handle the truth.

Instead of a panni... - I think I've decided to get a tattoo on all my loose tummy skin. My thought is...it can be like one of those Mad Magazine Fold In pages that are on the back cover. 

WINKY FACE! - I think only you terrible, horrible mean girl sand bitches will get what I'm insinuating with this deep, philosophical inside joke.

Onederland... - ...muthatruckas! finally made it there. I think I'll finally get around to blocking some people to celebrate.  My other half asked me last night if I could have any superpower, w...

Driver's License NSV - This actually happened a little over a week ago...but it was one of the times I was truly stunned and taken aback...Of course, we all know we see the scale move and the clothing...

I have a shitty question... - I know I could search this. I know I could post this on the RNY board. But I wanted to ask you, my partners in pithy. Yesterday was my five month surgiversary. Things have m...

Victory! - So...I weighed in today for the week...and I have officially surpassed the weight of my significant other.  I never even considered this being a possibility.  Thankfully, he's n...

Singing NSV - Just wanted to share another 'silly' little NSV... I am a HUGE musical theatre junkie.  Like...it's sad.  My boyfriend says it's the gayest thing about me (outside of the fa...

I would LOVE a pen pal! - Call me old-fashioned...there's just something I love about writing good old-fashioned letters.  I am only a little more than four months out from my RNY surgery.  I don't neces...

Three Month Comparison Photo - I finally got around to doing this, even though it's a few weeks late.  After three months, I lost 126 lbs.  At this point, weeks later, only 55 lbs to my goal of 185! Wooooot! ...

Oh, Those BEAUTIFUL NSVs! - I haven't posted in a while...but I definitely keep up with all you jamokes (whom I just love dearly).  I am about 3 1/2 months out, and don't get me wrong...I am very pleased w...

Don 1962...I should have heeded your advice... - and never trusted a fart.  Had an incident at work.  The good news...I went home to change and just took the rest of the day off. Truly, the only bad thing about my RNY....

A little more than two months out, and over halfwa - So, the 21st was my two month surgiversary.  I keep trying to be realistic to myself and remind myself that this is not a quick process, and if I stick to my plan, the results w...

I leave you guys for two weeks...what is all this - I hate when I miss the best drama.  I miss you ladies! (And you few gents).

Actual convo with a person I went to high school w - So I was in the 7th layer of Hell today (my local Wal-Mart), and I ran into someone I went to high school with.  My high school years were not my best, seeing how I attended in ...

Update and some general questions... - Hey, guys! I haven't officially done a post R en Y update since my surgery on the 21st of August.  As of today (23 days out), I have lost a total of 53 lbs.  The majority of tha...

Calcium Citrate Question - I am fairly certain there isn't an issue, but thought I'd throw this out there, in case anyone has heard differently.  Is there any reason why I couldn't crush a calcium citrate...

My current observation, 5 days post-op - My facebook status for today: If you like to poot, and you like to poot a lot, and if you like the smell of poots, then gastric bypass can be very rewarding.  I mean...I...

Day 2 Post Op - Hey, guys! I had my R-en-Y yesterday at around 10...I just got home from the hospital.  Just wanted to do a quick update: The operation seemed to be super smooth, but my...

6 days til surgery! (I meant to post yesterday) - I still don't have nerves, I'm sure I'll get them the day before. I can't believe it's just a week away.  I go to see the surgeon and the NUT today, my very last appointment...

Question about Calcium Citrate - Howdy, everyone! If there are any vitamin experts out there: I'm having my surgery in 15 days (woohoo!), so of course, in the meantime, I've been trying to pick up every...