horrible_monster posted a discussion topic 11 years, 1 month ago
Third day home; time to remove some bandages. Eep. - Had my surgery on Wednesday; today I'm allowed to remove my bandages. From the patient handbook:   Q. When can I take my bandages off? A. Leave your bandages on for 3 ...

horrible_monster wrote a blog post 11 years, 1 month ago
-1 - Tomorrow is the day. Yikes.   Today's been fine. I set up a bunch of projects for myself and then ignored them to watch clips from Disney movies on YouTube. Did get a fe...

horrible_monster wrote a blog post 11 years, 1 month ago
-2 - Liquids, day 8 Today has been eventful. Had my final consultation with Dr. Srikanth. It went well. I got a pile of prescriptions filled: stuff for acid, for nausea, for pain...

horrible_monster wrote a blog post 11 years, 2 months ago
-3 - Liquids argle bargle day who knows.   Today I am just hungry. Had to go to the grocery store and it was a bit of a trial. This evening I am reduced to Googling pictures ...

horrible_monster wrote a blog post 11 years, 2 months ago
-4 -   Liquids, day interminable. I mean “seven.”   In better spirits today. Slept in ridiculously late just because I could, and now I'm trying a new protein...

horrible_monster wrote a blog post 11 years, 2 months ago
-5 -   Liquids, day six.   Okay, I'm losing it a little. I want some food.   It's 11:34 pm and it's a been a pleasant but kind of long day.   Went to my p...

horrible_monster wrote a blog post 11 years, 2 months ago
-6 -   Liquids, day something. Day five, I think.   Today was a day of making mistakes. But I think things ended up okay. Woke up with a lot of energy, which is surprisin...

horrible_monster wrote a blog post 11 years, 2 months ago
-7 days -   Liquids, day four: “Oh no, I'm actually going out and doing things today” edition   It's 4:14 and I'm back from doing things. Feeling pretty okay. Had ...

horrible_monster wrote a blog post 11 years, 2 months ago
-8 days -   Liquids, day three.   Despite the best attempts of my cold virus to smother me in my sleep, I managed to stay in bed till noon and get some decent sleep. Feeling a...

horrible_monster wrote a blog post 11 years, 2 months ago
-9 days -   Liquids, day two.   Woke up (late, because I've been sick and I'm trying to sleep off the crud) and my belly was gurgling. Earlier, some chicken broth really ...

horrible_monster wrote a blog post 11 years, 2 months ago
Ten days till surgery -   Liquids, day one.   I'm sick! I've had a sore throat for the last two days. My husband has tonsillitis but it seems I just have a little virus. This is no good; I ...

horrible_monster wrote a blog post 11 years, 2 months ago
Jay Robb Whey Protein -   Opened up the Jay Robb Why Protein (chocolate!) this morning, not sure what to expect. At the pre-op nutrition class, the nurse practitioner warned us that people who are ...

horrible_monster wrote a blog post 11 years, 2 months ago
Developments -   Yesterday was eventful. I had my appointment with the internist, which is the last step (aside from insurance approval) before I can schedule surgery and have a final cons...

horrible_monster wrote a blog post 11 years, 2 months ago
Not a great day - Grumpy and hungry. (And I'm not even adhering to the surgeon's dietary strictures yet, oh geez.) After a personal disappointment this morning, I spite-ate a big serving of froze...

horrible_monster wrote a blog post 11 years, 2 months ago
Yes! - Scan of insurance card emailed to the clinic. I am inordinately excited about this.

horrible_monster wrote a blog post 11 years, 2 months ago
Mandatory pre-op nutrition class -   Back from the nutrition class and feeling so much better.   Here are my disorganized thoughts, disorganized because I'm sleepy even though I slept in past eleven. ...

horrible_monster wrote a blog post 11 years, 2 months ago
Ultrasound results: a thing -   Just now I got a call from the bariatric surgeon's office. The nurse said they'd received the results of my abdominal ultrasound and wanted to follow up about something. A...

horrible_monster added a goal 11 years, 2 months ago
Take ballroom dance lessons

horrible_monster wrote a blog post 11 years, 2 months ago
Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go; I want to p -   “So what are you doing today, Horrible Monster?” “Oh, you know. Peeing into a jug.”   Taking care of the 24-hour urine sample. Good th...

horrible_monster wrote a blog post 11 years, 2 months ago
Testing testing -   The barium swallow was the worst part.   Yesterday I woke up extra early and drove to the hospital that houses the Center for Weight Loss Surgery. I arrived at 7:1...

horrible_monster wrote a blog post 11 years, 3 months ago
More like FUN-doscopy, right? -   Woke up this morning around nine o'clock and by ten o'clock my dad and I were on our way up to the hospital for my endoscopy. No eating or drinking after midnight meant, o...

horrible_monster posted a comment 11 years, 3 months ago
Love all your clothes! You have a terrific sense of style.

horrible_monster wrote a blog post 11 years, 3 months ago
Getting ready for the ol' endoscopy -   Had a phone call with a nurse this afternoon, to get me ready for Monday's endoscopy. The nurse I spoke to may well be the world's nicest person. She was super charming! A...

horrible_monster wrote a blog post 11 years, 4 months ago
A Visit to Super Supplements -   Talked Mom into joining me and husband on a trip to Super Supplements. My surgeon (it feels weird to say “my surgeon”) wants his patients to start taking vitam...

horrible_monster posted a discussion topic 11 years, 4 months ago
Requesting time off work -   I don't have a surgery date yet, and in fact I'm just barely getting started scheduling labs/appointments/etc. But there's one thing making me nervous: trying to get time ...
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Surgery
02/27/2013
Surgery Date
Sep 30, 2012
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Before & After
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2009, at a friend's wedding. Probably weighed ~250 at this point. (I miss that dress.)
250lbs
Very awkward selfie! I should probably ask for assistance next time, but I'm impatient.
170lbs

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