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National sex week!  We are asking everyone to give till it hurts.

And remember, if you give at the office you do no

For the loved ones now gone—yours and mine—
And the friends that we've lost, we repine.
Let us lift our champagne,
And sing out a refrain,
Of that bittersweet song,

GET YOUR DAMNED REINDEER OFF MY ROOF!

Halloween is approaching; it's clearish
I plan to appear buccaneerish.
I'll wear red pantaloons
And round earrings, lik

The Decalogue, given to Moses
By Jehovah, was no bed of roses.
It made moral demands,
And today it still stands,
Though it's often ignored, one supp

Since my pain's grown too powerful, drug me;
Bring my lo

It's his arrogance holding the floor
As he talks like his word should be law.
I'd like to rebel
With a firm, "Go to hell—
You obnoxious unspeakable bo

Being obese, in itself, is a curse.
Comorbidities make it much worse—
Even harder than hell
To become really well—
And a drain, sad to tell, on the purse!

Mahatma Gandhi always walked barefoot and ultimately the soles of his feet became thick and very hard. He also was, of course, known to be a man of deep spiritual conviction. He unde

Mahatma Gandhi always walked barefoot and ultimately the soles of his feet became thick and very hard.

Does your antiobesity mean
You prefer only folks who are lean?
Do you worship the thin
And think fatness is sin?
I'm your man, six-foot-two,

Mahatma Gandhi always walked barefoot and ultimately the soles of his feet became thick and very hard. He also was, of course, known to be a man of deep spiritual conviction. He unde

Being obese, in itself, is a curse.
Comorbidities make it much worse—
Even harder than hell
To become really well—
And a drain, sad to tell, on the purse