TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 2 months ago
Knock knock joke... - Knock Knock...

TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 2 months ago
How do the yappers get their dogs to stop humping - They suck their dicks.

TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 2 months ago
How many Lauries does it take to change a light bu - None...because her arms are crammed elbow deep in Anne's asshole.

TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 2 months ago
What's the difference between the truth and a bunc - Anne and Laurie can't handle the truth.

TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 3 months ago
Instead of a panni... - I think I've decided to get a tattoo on all my loose tummy skin. My thought is...it can be like one of those Mad Magazine Fold In pages that are on the back cover. 

TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 4 months ago
WINKY FACE! - I think only you terrible, horrible mean girl sand bitches will get what I'm insinuating with this deep, philosophical inside joke.

TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 4 months ago
Onederland... - ...muthatruckas! finally made it there. I think I'll finally get around to blocking some people to celebrate.  My other half asked me last night if I could have any superpower, w...

TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 4 months ago
Driver's License NSV - This actually happened a little over a week ago...but it was one of the times I was truly stunned and taken aback...Of course, we all know we see the scale move and the clothing...

TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 5 months ago
I have a shitty question... - I know I could search this. I know I could post this on the RNY board. But I wanted to ask you, my partners in pithy. Yesterday was my five month surgiversary. Things have m...

TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 5 months ago
Victory! - So...I weighed in today for the week...and I have officially surpassed the weight of my significant other.  I never even considered this being a possibility.  Thankfully, he's n...

TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 5 months ago
Singing NSV - Just wanted to share another 'silly' little NSV... I am a HUGE musical theatre junkie.  Like...it's sad.  My boyfriend says it's the gayest thing about me (outside of the fa...

TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 5 months ago
I would LOVE a pen pal! - Call me old-fashioned...there's just something I love about writing good old-fashioned letters.  I am only a little more than four months out from my RNY surgery.  I don't neces...

TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 6 months ago
Three Month Comparison Photo - I finally got around to doing this, even though it's a few weeks late.  After three months, I lost 126 lbs.  At this point, weeks later, only 55 lbs to my goal of 185! Wooooot! ...

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TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 6 months ago
Oh, Those BEAUTIFUL NSVs! - I haven't posted in a while...but I definitely keep up with all you jamokes (whom I just love dearly).  I am about 3 1/2 months out, and don't get me wrong...I am very pleased w...

TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 7 months ago
Don 1962...I should have heeded your advice... - and never trusted a fart.  Had an incident at work.  The good news...I went home to change and just took the rest of the day off. Truly, the only bad thing about my RNY....

TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 7 months ago
A little more than two months out, and over halfwa - So, the 21st was my two month surgiversary.  I keep trying to be realistic to myself and remind myself that this is not a quick process, and if I stick to my plan, the results w...

TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 8 months ago
I leave you guys for two weeks...what is all this - I hate when I miss the best drama.  I miss you ladies! (And you few gents).

TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 9 months ago
Actual convo with a person I went to high school w - So I was in the 7th layer of Hell today (my local Wal-Mart), and I ran into someone I went to high school with.  My high school years were not my best, seeing how I attended in ...

TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 9 months ago
Update and some general questions... - Hey, guys! I haven't officially done a post R en Y update since my surgery on the 21st of August.  As of today (23 days out), I have lost a total of 53 lbs.  The majority of tha...

TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 9 months ago
Calcium Citrate Question - I am fairly certain there isn't an issue, but thought I'd throw this out there, in case anyone has heard differently.  Is there any reason why I couldn't crush a calcium citrate...

TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 10 months ago
My current observation, 5 days post-op - My facebook status for today: If you like to poot, and you like to poot a lot, and if you like the smell of poots, then gastric bypass can be very rewarding.  I mean...I...

TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 10 months ago
Day 2 Post Op - Hey, guys! I had my R-en-Y yesterday at around 10...I just got home from the hospital.  Just wanted to do a quick update: The operation seemed to be super smooth, but my...

TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 10 months ago
6 days til surgery! (I meant to post yesterday) - I still don't have nerves, I'm sure I'll get them the day before. I can't believe it's just a week away.  I go to see the surgeon and the NUT today, my very last appointment...

TopherCarter posted a discussion topic 4 years, 10 months ago
Question about Calcium Citrate - Howdy, everyone! If there are any vitamin experts out there: I'm having my surgery in 15 days (woohoo!), so of course, in the meantime, I've been trying to pick up every...
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Owens Cross Rds, AL
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24.6
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RNY
Surgery
08/21/2013
Surgery Date
Jul 21, 2013
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