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David M.
Roswell, NM, USA

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  Surgery Date: 07/31/2006
Surgery Type: Open BPD - No DS
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LadyDi908005/10/2007 11:34 AM
David, Congratulations on getting a bootie job! Do your pants fit differently now? Are you walking better?     — LadyDi9080

05/10/2007 08:14 AM
David, I think SAW your surgeon today. Very tastefully dressed guy? Holding the Crate & Barrel bag? Standing in line for Broadway Musical tickets? Humming Streisand tunes? Didn't you say he takes a PERSONAL interest in his patients? (No, really...get well soon.) Sue     — [Anonymous]

05/10/2007 06:50 AM
I hope you are getting along okay, Switch Brother. I guess the LPN's you work with will be relieved to see you get off your tail and help them out... (just a little old nurse humor...)     — [Anonymous]

05/09/2007 10:40 PM
David - Darn! I got her late and every butt joke is taken! So I hope everything is "going" well. ;) JG.     — [Anonymous]

05/09/2007 10:21 PM
Surprisingly Hallmark did not have a card for this occasion (yes, I looked) soooo you will just have to accept my sincerest wishes for a safe and uneventful surgery and recovery. :-)     — [Anonymous]

Blackthorne05/09/2007 09:54 PM
Hope the General's 'Going Away' Party went well :) We're rooting (and tootin') for ya!     — Blackthorne

05/09/2007 09:19 PM
David, I've been thinking about your a$$h*le all day long... I hope that your doc has slender fingers and that everything came out all right in the end!     — [Anonymous]

Elizabeth N.05/09/2007 09:14 PM
Hey David! All good thoughts to you as you recover. Here's to excellent pain medication--hope they're generous with the stuff--and swift healing. {{{{hugs}}}     — Elizabeth N.

05/09/2007 08:52 PM
Hi David, I heard somewhere LeaAnn was talking about showering you and wanted to wish you well.     — [Anonymous]

05/09/2007 08:29 PM
David - I hope the surgery went well and that you are back to your old self -- soon. Ouch! I can't even imagine... and I've given birth to twins... the hard way!     — [Anonymous]

05/09/2007 08:06 PM
I hope your surgery went textbook smooth, and that your recovery is quick and easy and comfortable! I'll be praying for all those things for you. Love Dennie     — Former Elizabeth

05/09/2007 07:36 PM
I wish I could be fanny, er, funny, butt I'm not. Just wanted you to know that you and your humor are missed, and hope to see you back soon. SherryB     — [Anonymous]

05/09/2007 05:24 PM
David: Hope you will be sitting pretty in no time soon and that the ring of fire is put out quickly! Good luck and I will be thinking "cool" thought for you. Lori D     — Jenkatmom L.

Sean_B05/09/2007 04:36 PM
poor guy...I know you'll get dinner out of it, but I hope the doc at least gives you flowers afterwards. what's the saying? all's well that ENDS well     — Sean_B

Carol J.05/09/2007 03:49 PM
David - Sorry so your arse hurts. Looks like the natives finally did in General Cluster!     — Carol J.

Redhaired05/09/2007 02:24 PM
David- I hope your surgery went well and you do not feel too violated. I hope you have a smooth and easy recovery and for that matter that everything comes out smoothly for a while. :-) ~~~Red     — Redhaired

Leslie05/09/2007 01:36 PM
Hey David, Boy, everyone seems to be making an ASS out of themselves! Butt of course, I would never do that! So asinine! Well, I guess they handled it with penass. ...umr, panache!! I hope the surgery didn't kick you ass!! (_*_) Take it easy and enjoy the meds!     — Leslie

05/09/2007 01:00 PM
David I hope ya stocked up on vasaline and got a couple donuts...the sittin on kind, smooth move tea ...etc. Bwst wiahes on a spedy and painfree recovery. ....cowaBUNGa! Darlene     — [Anonymous]

05/09/2007 12:54 PM
David, congrats on the PS on your A-hole. Although, I'm a little confused about it. That isn't the first thing I would have redone, 'butt' it is your money, honey. And I am sure soon your a-hole will be top of the line and you'll be featured on your surgeon's website homepage. Christine     — [Anonymous]

05/09/2007 12:41 PM
David, Lots of best wishes for you and your Bhole today. Is this like the kinna surgery where you get to keep the removed parts in a jar? We're all waiting for pictures posted in your profile soon. Hugs, Toni     — [Anonymous]

Denise in Ark05/09/2007 12:22 PM
Hey David never forget our motto..."Better living through chemistry." Keeping you in thoughts and prayers today. -Denise Henderson     — Denise in Ark

Bonnie D.05/09/2007 12:06 PM
David, need a donut??? you know I'm not talking about Crispy Cream either! I'm just kidding! God bless you! Call me if you need anything...     — Bonnie D.

Julia K.05/09/2007 11:49 AM
Well, well...I know you will be "bottoms-up" for a while, but maybe you can type from your tummy position and let us know all is well. I am praying for a speedy recovery! Julia K     — Julia K.

05/09/2007 11:19 AM
Hi David, For some reason the song, "BLUE MOON" keeps popping into my head...hehe...Hopefully this surgery will be the "END" :-) Oh, THAT's RIGHT...It IS the "END"...silly me! All's well that "ENDS" well :-) Hope you have a HAPPY & SPEEDY RECOVERY. Soon SUNSHINE will replace the BLUE MOON :-)     — [Anonymous]

Darcy05/09/2007 11:09 AM
Wishing you a SPEEDY RECOVERY! Your humor is Gonna be missed for a while on the board, I am sure! Don't stay away too long...BUTT..er um...(I mean) but, HURRY BACK! Blessings to you David.     — Darcy

05/09/2007 10:59 AM
Hey Handsome, Hoping everything comes *out* okay and the General's clusters have met their demise.     — [Anonymous]

05/09/2007 10:45 AM
Hope you are up and puckering again in not time!     — [Anonymous]

05/09/2007 10:41 AM
Praying for a speedy and PAINFREE recovery! Take care of you :) deborah     — deborah L.

Paula Chapman05/09/2007 10:38 AM
David, you adorable boy!!! Treat your parts kindly and you will be better in no time. Wishing you lots of vasoline and just the right nurse!!!!     — Paula Chapman

05/09/2007 10:35 AM
Best wishes for a SPEEDY recovery and hope you are back on your feet in no time soon..... Tammy     — [Anonymous]

Valerie G.05/09/2007 10:29 AM
Best wishes that your fanny survives this ordeal and don't worry about all of a sudden getting "urges". Two words......Ben Wah     — Valerie G.

Jezia05/09/2007 10:29 AM
Hoping this all . . . ENDs up well for you . . . . hugs Jezia     — Jezia

Kelly K.05/09/2007 10:23 AM
David, Best wishes on your surgery. Just remember, it will all be worth it in the end. :) Kelly     — Kelly K.

Jeanie A.05/09/2007 10:21 AM
David, I hope they are gentle with your virginity today. I hope you get some good drugs and are sitting pretty soonly.     — Jeanie A.

05/09/2007 10:20 AM
Dont Worry David your @$$ will feel better in no time. Then we can all see you on the next thong thursday! Hehehe Best Wishes your switch sister Nicole     — [Anonymous]

LeaAnn05/09/2007 10:15 AM
David, thinking of you and your a-hole today! Sending warmest wishes for good pain drugs/management and speedy healing! Hopefully you'll soon have the rectum of an 8-year-old!     — LeaAnn

Kimberly Novak07/31/2006 12:52 PM
Wishing you all the best as you begin your life changing journey~~Kim     — Kimberly Novak

swangirl07/30/2006 08:11 PM
Wishing you all the best on your weightloss surgery journey!     — swangirl

steveh07/30/2006 08:08 PM
David - Good luck with your surgery and hoping you have a speedy recovery!     — steveh

John Hoffmann07/30/2006 03:50 PM
David, good luck to you tomorrow.     — John Hoffmann

07/30/2006 02:41 PM
Good luck David, All will be well and your new life will begin! Barbara     — BRC

Jeanie A.07/30/2006 08:12 AM
Good luck, David! I'm sure you will do fine and be back posting to the DS group very soon. You will be in my thoughts tomorrow. It's not an easy way out, as you said, but it is so worth it. Your life is about to change in so many amazing ways.     — Jeanie A.

David N.07/30/2006 07:36 AM
Hi David: Just stopped by to wish you the best on the 31 of July. Mine was the 25, everything still doing OK. Prayers are with you. MN Dave     — David N.

Beccabayb07/30/2006 07:33 AM
David, You're going to do GREAT and sail right through! My thoughts are with you. I'll keep a warm spot for you here on the "losers" bench!     — Beccabayb

NickSINYC07/30/2006 07:13 AM
Best of luck with your upcoming surgery. Take care of yourself. When you are rested and feel up to it let us all know how you are doing.     — NickSINYC

07/30/2006 05:38 AM
David, Best wishes on your upcoming surgery. Keep us posted on your recovery and we will see you on the losing side.     — masterchief

07/30/2006 04:24 AM
May God guide the hands and hearts of all that are involved in your journey. Miracles & Blessings     — [Anonymous]

07/29/2006 11:12 PM
David, May the good Lord guide your surgeon's hands and may you have a speedy and uncomplicated recovery. God bless you!     — [Anonymous]

DAN PACKARD07/29/2006 10:25 AM
David, I just wanted to drop by to wish you all the best with your surgery on July 31st. My prayers will be with you that your surgery is uneventful and your recovery will go smoothly.     — DAN PACKARD

Hondurian Queen07/29/2006 06:18 AM
wishing you a safe and speedy recovery see you on the loser side we both will be reborn on the same day be blessed     — Hondurian Queen

Linda J.07/27/2006 10:45 PM
Hey David, I just noticed you will be having your surgery on 7/31/06. May you have a smooth going, uncomplicated surgery and may your recovery be easy and quick. This is such an exciting time. I hear it is quite a rollercoaster ride, so hang on friend. Oh, and if you look behind you, I'll be sitting seven car back, as my surgery is 8/7/06! Wishing You Success Linda     — Linda J.

Dx E07/25/2006 09:42 AM
David, Have the Greatest Ever on the 31st!! It’s good to see more guys out here on Obesity Help. We make up a small minority of the people having Weight Loss Surgery, but tend to lose down quicker and with fewer hassles than the women due to Male Physiology. Drop back by the "Men's Message Board" to let the Guys know how you’re doing! I’m just dropping by to let you know that there’s a huge crowd of strangers out here pulling for you and holding you in our prayers. May you have a famously successful surgery and a record-breaking recovery! Be nice to the nurses, Enjoy the drugs when you can, and most importantly, hurry home and start walking away from those pounds and into a new Life! Best Wishes-     — Dx E

Cyndi M.07/22/2006 12:21 PM
~~~~~~CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR UPCOMING SURGERY~~~~~~ (Everything in our lives happens for a purpose and that purpose is to prepare us) May God give you courage, strength and guidance throughout your new journey. You are about to embark on the most amazing transformation of you mind, body and soul. Your big day is almost here, this is the day, your new life will begin, I cant promise it will be easy, cant say it will be hard, I can say that with all the complications and everything I had to go through, It was well worth it. I have never felt better in yearsss, I’m off all medications, have sooooo much more energy. So if you hit a bump in the road, hang in there and remember it will alll be worth it in the long run. Sending Prayers your way that the Lord will guide your surgeon’s hands. May the guardian angels wrap their loving arms of protection around you during your surgery and recovery . Remember your not alone in this journey, many of us have been down this road, we are here to offer love and support. Looking forward to hearing from you on the loosing side. Huggs and Prayers Link to my profile 8-19-04 surgery date weight 297.5 height 5f 2 -113.5 weight losss http://www.obesityhelp.com/morbidobesity/members/profile.php?N=M1087435160     — Cyndi M.

07/21/2006 11:09 PM
Congrats on your surgery!!!! Jaime     — [Anonymous]

-Michael- Smith07/21/2006 03:58 PM
CONGRATULATIONS on your upcoming surgery my thoughts and prayers will be with you and your surgery team and wishing you A speedy recovery best of luck to you     — -Michael- Smith

07/20/2006 07:10 AM
Good luck on your surgery and may the angels speed you through recovery *super hugs* Stephie     — [Anonymous]

claynebg107/10/2006 07:54 AM
Hi David! I see that my surgery is going to be a bit earlier than yours. Mine is scheduled for the 26th. I just got home from vacation and found out that my pre-testing for the surgery is this Thursday, July 13th. I guess this is the real thing and not any longer a possibility.     — claynebg1

06/26/2006 04:07 PM
Congrats on your approval! WOOHOO! Just popping in to wish you a successful surgery and a rapid recovery. May luck follow you where ever your journey may lead you!! Hugs & Shalom (May you be blessed in every aspect of your life) Toots     — [Anonymous]

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