11 Years Out and STILL ALIVE LMSAO
Yes, 11 years and still laughing my flat skinny butt off. Isn't it nice to not have to feel like you need a New Year's resolution to lose weight. Yuk Yuk.
My body has adjusted well to lower lab results, but I am essentially healthy.
So to my arrogant x-husband who spent 13 years of marriage belittling me for being overweight, while he was 5'10" and 135 lbs, I say "eat dirt buster". I am thinner than you, healthier than you, have a HELL of a LOT more money than you, a home and a new car that is PAID for, someone who thinks I am the best Woman on the planet, and all my children live with 5-30 minutes from my front door. I can see my grandchildren anytime I feel like it.
So when your job dropped at our daughters wedding, it was priceless and I looked like a million bucks. GOTCHA BUDDY.
Kiss my grits.
The best payback is to live longer, have more money and be thinner. Check, check, check.
