How to tell the sex of a fly!

Happy to be in
Onederland
on 6/16/08 10:50 am

RNY on 03/14/06

This is the cleanest E-mail joke
I've come across in a long while!

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

'What are you doing?'
She asked.

'Hunting Flies'
He responded.

'Oh. ! Killing any?'
She asked.

'Yep, 3 males, 2 Females,' he replied.

Intrigued she asked.
'How can you tell them apart?'

He responded,
'3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.

Some days your the dog and some days your the hydrant.

Sheryl H.
on 6/16/08 11:22 am - Abbottstown, PA

RNY on 11/20/06

LOL!! Sheryl

Pam Hart
on 6/16/08 11:36 am - Easton, PA

RNY on 10/30/07

Thanks for the laugh Nan! Pam

Instead of complaining that the rosebush has thorns, be happy that the thorn bush has roses.

Nicole0216
on 6/16/08 12:37 pm - Lancaster, PA

RNY on 10/03/06

funny

jdruski
on 6/17/08 3:35 am - Philadelphia, PA

It is better then prying their little legs apart to tell if they are boys or girls. Jeanne

Happy to be in
Onederland
on 6/17/08 4:19 am

RNY on 03/14/06

That's a different joke.

It has something to do with Moth Balls.

The punchline is how do you get their tiny little legs apart.

Some days your the dog and some days your the hydrant.

rivardstarr
on 6/18/08 3:27 am - phoenixville, PA

RNY on 04/03/07

Nanette, You brought a smile to my face, first chuckle I had today. Thanks for the laugh. Chris