Wednesday Humor
There was a lady who was insecure about her looks. Every little wrinkle would have her off and running to the plastic surgeon. She was monopolizing so much of his time the exasperated surgeon came up with a clever solution. He installed a knob on top of her head. "Now," he said, "your can give yourself a little lift whenever you feel you need it. All you have to do is turn this knob a little bit." The lady was so thrilled, she thanked the doctor and headed home. Over the next 6 months, the doctor was thrilled, now that he had time to see other patients, his practice was growing. Then one day she reutrned. "Oh doctor, I think the knob is broken!" she exclaimed, visibly upset. "I keep turning the knobs, but these bags under my eyes just won't go away!" The surgeon sat her down and calmly explained to her," My dear those aren't bags, they are your breasts." The woman sat silently and thought for a moment. "Oh," she said, I gues I don't need to ask about the goatee then...."
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