News from Mom

HogRider
on 8/8/11 6:11 am - Jacksonville, FL
Dear Son,

 


I’m writing this slow cause I know you can’t read fast.  We don’t live where we did when you left.  Your Dad read in the paper where most accidents happen within twenty miles of home so we m
oved.

 

This place has a washing machine.  The first day I put your shirts in it, I pulled the chain, and haven’t seen them since.

 

It only rained twice this week.  Three days the first time and four days the second time.

 

The coat you wanted me to send you; your Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them big heavy buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

 

Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat.  Some men tried to pull him out but he fought them off playfully so he drowned.  We cremated him, he burned for three days.

 

Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup, one was driving, and the other two were in the back.  The driver got out; he rolled down the window and swam to safety.  The other two drowned, they couldn’t get the tailgate down.

 

Not much more news this time.  Nothing much has happened.  Write more later.

 

Love,

 

Mom

 

P.S.  I was going to send you some money but already had this sealed.

   
gabbyabby
on 8/8/11 6:15 am

LMAO!!!!  Thanks for the laugh!

nana2boys
on 8/8/11 1:40 pm
Now this is funny
                
YankeeRose
on 8/8/11 1:43 pm - Meadville, PA
Too funny...

Tammy
Luck 'o the Irish
HW399/SW362/CW219/GW130
*37 lbs were lost pre-op
       

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