After 14 years this gurgling still drives me nuts....

You are so lucky

Still happens...no particular pattern...same with sounds/smells, from the southern end...

I have PERFECTED my "poker face"...even when alone with my DH, he will second guess himself, if the sounds/smells are coming from HIM...

I moved recently and meeting new people and making friends. I had a few ladies over last night and it was so funny. We were sitting here and there it went....old faithful with the gurgling and Gloria said what is that noise. I couldn't keep a straight face and explained it was coming from me I thought about blaming the plumbing

I'm 15 years out from surgery and it still does it. People just think my stomach is growling because I'm hungry. But, that is not the case. Mine doesn't make noises when I haven't eaten or drank anything. Mine makes all the noises right after eating or drinking something. It's embarrassingly loud. So, when I am going somewhere "quiet", I try not to eat or drink anything right before. It usually makes the sounds continually after I eat for an hour or so. My family just laughs.