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If you did not know OH has a Men's forum! Not only do we talk weight loss surgery but life and sports or the lack there of. Regardless of surgery type, favorite team, marital status - only qualifier is you have to have, or had, a prostate.
BTDT x 2.
1. STD test panel. STAT!
2. Get a GOOD attorney. Preferably a woman.
3. Join a support group.
If you have not found the Men's forum - come see!
Farting is a good thing....just as long as you DON'T TRUST A FART!!
While I appreciate the compliments, uh....you been to the eye doctor lately? 
"HAWT" is not a word I affiliate with too often.
March 2008 Start: 331
Sometime in 2012 around 175'ish. Four years with this particular agency and I'm still wearing the same size pants and shirts.
(wolf whistle) 
Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!! 
Dittos to what he suggested. ^^^^^^^^
Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!!
Don't be offended for us. For the six plus years I have been around OH there have been numerous post regarding the same things related to, general term usage, "female issues". The only exclusively male issue that keeps recurring is your Johnson getting larger. 
Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!!
If you are not ready for the ride don't buy a ticket! The WLS experience is like quitting smoking, or any other bad habit, you will not be successful if your head is not ready for the ride. The surgery is for your gizzard not you noggin!
Here's the poop from a reformed smoker, quit 14 years, and a successful RNY patient, maintaining a 160 pound loss for over 5+ years since the last pound was gone. Quitting smoking and being successful at WLS DEMANDS that your head be ready before you even undertake either one. Bottom line: If your head ain't ready then you ain't going to make it.
Let you body heal and get ready for a new feeling of "heft" with your boners. You junk ain't going to get any bigger than what you had before but you do lose weight from the pubic area as well. You will find that with the weight loss it will appear that your junk has gotten "enhanced".
Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!!
By "crazy cat ladies" that's the kind who have several cats, never cleans the litter box, puts out kibble in bulk, leaves the cans out long after they are empty, leaves the windows open so they can come and go out of the house etc.
Point. I do know some guys that are cat people.
Madam, with this question you help to reinforce what fathers have passed down to their sons for eons regarding the two types of women to avoid. Crazy cat ladies and gold diggers! 
Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!!
Reminds me of an old joke. Man: Would you have sex with me for a million dollars? Girl: Well, that's a lot of money and you aren't bad looking. Man: Would you have sex with me for a dollar? Girl: What kind of girl do you think I am? Man: I've already determined that. Now I just want to know your price.
Me like! 
Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!!
Something that has not been mentioned is all the "overtime" your liver is putting in while it is metabolizing your lard during ketosis. Asking it metabolize alcohol while in ketosis is like being you being ask or told to work through the weekend without a day off the following week.
Never, and I mean NEVER, trust a fart!!
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