Dear Nik's boobs,
I don't know if you got the memo, but one of the so-called "perks" of this surgery is that you guys were supposed to be a bit more manageable. Now granted...you're easier to deal with than you were at say...a 48H cup. But still....I have a few issues with you, namely:
1. Do you KNOW how hard it is to find a correct fitting bra in a larger cup size with a smaller waist size. Yes, they do carry 36 DDD BUT they never ever fit right. Why can't you conform???
2. And if you're going to be big, at least be big and voluptuous. I mean, own it already!!! The wrinkly paper bag look? So not hot. Seriously.
3 . And whilst we're complaining, I blame you for at least 50% of my bounce back weight, which makes the difficulty in outfitting you even more eggregious.
I expect some resolution to the above complaints ASAP...or I might have to call in the authorities.
RNY Gastric Bypass 1-8-08 350/327/200 (HW/SW/CW). I spend most of my time playing with my food over at Bariatric Foodie - check me out!