Cleared out the bedroom at 2:30am

My 5 year old climbed into bed with my husband and I at about 2:00am and was being a bed hog and sleeping fitfully.  So, he woke me up and I passed gas.  About 20 seconds later, my husband was up and putting my 5 year back to bed and going to the spare bedroom to sleep the rest of the night.  OMG, I almost couldn't stand it myself!!!  I got up twice to "oust" and turn on a fan, and I could still smell it. 

I almost went to the couch to get away from it!!!!

lol

OMG! LMAO!! I guess that is one reason I should be thankful for being single. I can fart it up all night long if I need to.

You know... some days I have the horrid gas too... has anyone ever mentioned to you why?  Id love to know.

Im curious because it doesnt happen all the time, and I checked my food journal and nothing was out of the ordinary.

it can be because of the large quantity of protein we must consume atleast according to my NUT

Check your ingredients for sugar alcohols;  that is "malitol", "sorbitol", etc.  If it ends with "...ol" it's a sugar alcohol.  This has a horrible effect on your gastric system.  '

I still use the "fart deodorant" called Devrom (available online)'  just chew 3 or 4 of them and while it doesn't make the gas go away, it's not deadly anymore.  So you're not silent, but not deadly, either!!

I don't have any idea why wls surgeons don't tell us about this!!

LOL!!! I remember that first phase of horrid breath, terrible and toxic gas, all of those weird smells! I think I even wrote something about being disgusted with myself. LOL! Gotta love being able to clear the room!

I find that the only time I have toxic gas is when I eat too many carbs....other than that, I'm good to go!

Thanks for the laugh this morning!

I was able to clear a room pre-surgery... I was certain it was because of all the crap I put in my body. But now that I am eating clean I thought it would be better. But I guess all the beans and boiled egg whites keep it coming! And let me tell you, I accidentally let one go at work and BOY OH BOY!!! It was silent but way deadly. So glad I was surround by friends who already know my reputation for bad gas! I am not looking forward to explaining this problem once I have a steady partner in my life.

DEVROM.  Available online.

Now you can be silent but NOT deadly!!

And you don't have to blame the dog.