Anyone know how many calories are in couch?

KittenLove
on 1/21/12 6:06 am - Around Knoxville, TN

Because I'm wanting to eat everything in sight today! I'm laid up all weekend as I went in for a small tummy tuck revision yesterday where they took a smudge more skin off.. It was a lot more intense than I thought it would be....

Now here I am DYING to eat! Blah

Be happy.

poet_kelly
on 1/21/12 6:15 am - OH

RNY on 11/04/08

I guess it would be like eating carbs, right? So about four calories per ounce. Um, how many ounces does your couch weigh?

Kelly

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FleurDeLis
on 1/21/12 6:41 am

it's mostly fiber. Don't forget to subtract those from your carb count.

mpjones
on 1/21/12 7:09 am

Wouldn't that depend on how big it is ???

Cicerogirl, The PhD
Version
on 1/21/12 7:58 am - OH

RNY on 08/27/07

Depends on whether you eat the upholstery or not (and whether it is leather or cloth), LOL...

Hope you feel better soon!

Lora

14 years out; 190 pounds lost, 165 pound loss maintained

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hlacy
on 1/21/12 8:53 am - Chandler, AZ

RNY on 08/17/11

Leather would have more protein! Although it might be collagen...LOL!

"Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come"

poet_kelly
on 1/21/12 9:29 am - OH

RNY on 11/04/08

Probably is collagen. That's where they get the collagen protein for those protein bullets - they boil the skin and hooves of cows and pigs.

Kelly

Please note: I AM NOT A DOCTOR. If you want medical advice, talk to your doctor. Whatever I post, there is probably some surgeon or other health care provider somewhere that disagrees with me. If you want to know what your surgeon thinks, then ask him or her. Check out my blog.