Funnies for Hump Day

Jack Allen
on 1/13/15 10:55 pm - Leesburg, VA

my daughter says:

what do you call a deer with no eyes...........no ideer

what do you call a cow with no legs.............ground beef

what does a cat say when it wants to leave...................get meowt of here

 

My son says:

Dad my butt is broken........its got a crack down the middle

 

 

 

47 yrs old (feel 25) 6'6" tall, 1/10/2015 = 340,  highest weight = 360, VSG scheduled 2/11/2015

    
Cristy C.
on 1/13/15 11:45 pm

Lol! 

November18
on 1/14/15 12:34 am
VSG on 11/18/14

Ha! Ha! Keeping your spirits up? Readying for surgery? Good idea! LOL!

Bonnie

    

            

    
Tracy D.
on 1/14/15 12:57 am - Papillion, NE
VSG on 05/24/13

 Tracy  5'3"     HW: 235  SW: 218  CW: 132    M1: -22  M2: -13  M3: -12  M4: -9  M5: -8   M6: -10   M7: -4

 Goal reached in 7 months and 1 week

 Lower Body Lift w/Dr. Barnthouse 7-8-15

   

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

    

Elizabeth C.
on 1/14/15 2:39 am - Mansfield, TX

LOL Cute! :)

5'-5" ~ Lap Band 03/2008 Converted to Sleeve 11/6/2014 HW 296 Start Pre Op Diet for Sleeve 226 SW 217 -9 M1: 202 -15 M2: 196 -6 M3: 186 -10 M4: 180 -6 M5: 176 -4 M6: 171 -5 M7: 167 -4 M8: 165 -2 M9: 161 -4 M10: 158 -3 M11: 158 -0

SATXVSG
on 1/14/15 2:44 am - Selma(San Antonio), TX
VSG on 04/22/14

Some of those are punny! 

Surgery Date 04-22-14 HW 2011 388(lost 60lbs on WW, regained 40) Surgery Consult Weight 1/10/14 - 367 SW 357 - CW 9/15 210.

Stalls are your body's way of telling you not to get too cocky.

5K - 1st 59:00(9/14) PR 33:45(9/15)

10K - 1:14(10/15) 1/2 - 1st 3/20/16

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