The question was "where or when are you most self-conscious?"

May 13, 2009

My most self-conscious moments are in the classroom:

When I'm writing on the board and my back is turned, I swear I can feel all the students and guards just grossing out at my enormous grotesque figure and ass! 

When a student asks for help and I have to squeeze past kids, guards, and desks, sometimes pushing someone's papers or folders off their desk in the process...

When I'm trying to sit on one of those rolling desk chairs and I have to reach down between my legs and grab the chair to stablize it or I'll fall flat on my ginormous ass...

When I finish a lesson and I'm hot and sweaty wanting the air con temp cooler and the students complain that it's too cold...

When we are all walking out of the facility to the parking lot and they (my co-workers) have to slow down for me and I'm gasping for air like a race horse who just won the race...


I could go on and on and on...
But thank you for this... I'm on my 3rd day of my 21-day liquid diet and you just gave me some wonderful reasons to stick to my liquids...

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