I was watching "Snapped " and taking notes!!! Funny Story

Feb 10, 2009

I have to start off watching the last 5 mins of each episode to see if she got off, those are the note worthy ones for sure!!!

Me and Kerry are racing to Onderland and he will surely beat me if I only weigh in on the freakin 6th of the month. I've been eating especially well and after laughing at dinner with Gina, Jill, Ann, and Nicci last night about the race I was pretty pumped up this morning. When I woke up my eyes popped open and I thought to myself....I wanna weigh in, so I get up, go have my poop (TMI..but I wanted it to be real low lol), and shower. Now, I'm standing buck naked in the hallway having the most frustrating conversation of my life!!!!!!!

Me: Hey I need you to get my scale out of hiding.
DH: But it's not the 6th.
Me: I know, but I'm racing somebody to Onederland
DH: WTH is Onederland?
Me: First person to get under 200 lbs wins
DH: Wins what?
Me: (getting frustrated) Wins nuffin...just give me my dayum scale!
DH: Who are you racing? One of the Virginia girls?
Me: No, a guy online
DH: Oh one of your imaginary friends
(he thinks I make you guys up)
Me: Yea yea.....gimme my scale
DH: (confused look on his face) Is this a trick? Is this like the Nutrisystem thing?
(lil background....summer of '07 I went on Nutrisystem and forbid DH from letting me eat anything besides the NS food. I lasted 2 weeks and then had enough. When he asked me why am I eating shrimp alfredo I went OFF on him)
Me: No I promise this is not a trick!!!!!!!!
DH: What if you get on the scale and it doesn't say a low number and you get mad at me for giving it to you
Me: (about to pull my freakin hair out) GIVE ME THE SCALE!!!
DH: (still thinking) Let me get this straight....you BEGGED me to hide the scale from you, even though I thought it was stupid, NOW you're telling me you want it back?
Me: Once I get to Onderland you can have it back!!!!
DH: (thinks some more) Nope, I think you should stick to your first plan.
Me: ARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At this point I realize I'm about to say something I'll be sorry for and walk away!!! Our couples therapist would have been so proud of me!!

I think the worst part of it is, it's MY scale!!! Well, today I'm going to go to Walmart and buy a new scale. So in my house there will be two scales.....one he's hiding from me AND one I'm hiding from him!

(Back to planning his demise )

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