Walking the Plank...kinda

Sep 30, 2011

We I am finally headed to my 6 month checkup.  Yeah I know I am 7 months and 2 weeks, but its the thought that counts.

This morning I weighed 216.4.  That is 16.4 pounds higher than my surgeon wanted me to be at this point, hence that late appointment.  I have prepare a series of reponses for him, in the event he indicates that I did NOT make his goal...

a) No body asked you!
b) Lemme see you try!
c) I am happy with my progress
d) Are you trying to ruin my day or motivate me?
e) Watch your mouth buddy!!!
f) Are you sure you did the procedure correctly?!? (personal favorite)
g) I look DAMN good!
h) It's MOSTLY WATER
i) I am constipated
j) What da hell did you just say?!?! *Chris Tucker voice**

Fay

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