MANHANDLED

Apr 28, 2009

I love my husband. I mean seriously love him. He is a loving and emotionally generous man. With that said, I wonder how such a borderline brilliant man can trip over his freaking tongue!      I hit my 50 + loss mark. My DH, Ted, crawls into bed next to me. We are back to back and he rests his arm on my hip. Got the visual now? Okay, so anyway, he says, "Wow...you have gone down (meaning weight...get your mind out of the gutter). This (as his smacks his wrist and hand on my hip) used to be WAY UP HERE (as he raises his arm about three feet up in the air)."  Of course I was in shock at his exaggeration, and added, "Reallly! I lay on my side in bed and my hip and side of my body brushed against the ceiling fan? I  mean good Lord, I guess "it" (meaning the 50 lbs. I lost) must have just been spilling out of our King Size Bed!" 
*sigh* It was a chilly night in Washington...I was tempted to get a set of    ! ! ! !

So, two night later, DH comes to bed, and and pats my hip and side again..yet refrained from commentary.  (this portion edited....cuz I do have some boundaries!   ).

Later that night/early morning...he says,
"You know...I'm glad you had surgery...cuz now you are easier to manhandle".

I GUESS IT'S ALL IN THE DELIVERY    !

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02/09/2009
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