New Secret for flatter, flatter, flatter TUMMY!!!!

Jul 10, 2009

(Well it is actually an old secret revamped!!)

Okay, go to Wal-Mart, get professional strength saran wrap, and industrial strength duct tape! After you take your bath at night (and of course taken care of your husband or wife, especially if it is hump day!) get your other half to wrap you from below your boobies, to the bottom of your buttocks with the saran wrap, then wrap your body with the duct tape starting from the bottom (below your stomach) all the way up!!! (Tell them to put their fingers in the saran wrap and you turn in circles, it goes on a lot tighter that way!) Then pull the saran wrap up over your butt (we don't want no flat butts!)Okay good luck sleeping!!!

The first night I did it I couldn't sleep at all, I even had to go sit on the couch to sleep, but after that, it was on!! Now it has been over a month and my stomach even has detailed lines and abs! It is so much flatter. I haven't had no kind of surgery and I swear I can wear a two-piece! (I would show you a picture but my husband won't let me!)

Now when I get up in the morning, I keep my wrap on until after I do my 11 mile walk, (yes, I still do 11 miles @ 4:00 a.m.!!) When I get home I take it off, take a shower and then my day is on! If I'm going somewhere and I wear a thin dress or something then I do wrap before I go out!

I even wrap my thighs at night now! Try it and let me know how it goes! (I swore to my husband that I would never put a revealing picture of me on the internet, or any other pictures for that matter, he is so jealous now, and he made me promise that I wouldn't put any more pictures up) but if I can think of something  I will.

He's worried every since we moved to Charlotte. Let me explain, on Mother's day, I was doing my 11 mile walk by myself because he was busy and my daughter wasn't home, and this truck with four guys pulled up beside me and tried to pick me up! They acted like they wouldn't take no for an answer, so I called my husband on the cell phone and he rushed where I was and the guys sped off when they saw him!  After that, he doesn't want me to go by myself anymore, like I don't know how to take care of myself! Anyway, I am just going along with it for now b/c he was really upset! Now he acts paranoid! He doesn't even want our daughter to go on face book!!! He'll be alright!

Love you guys! I am going to do better getting on the site at least once a week, I have home internet service now!

KEEP MICHAEL JACKSON'S FAMILY, ESPECIALLY HIS CHILDREN IN PRAYER! I LOVED THAT MAN! HE WAS TRULY MY FIRST LOVE, BUT WE DECIDED TO KEEP IT ON A 'FRIENDSHIP" LEVEL! lol (I truly have been crying every since he died!)
T33na!
Ps. my update....Size 12, loose! medium shirt! 171 pounds! A lot of muscle in my legs, and thighs! Very nice waiste line! Everyone keeps asking me and my daughter are we twins and she is 21 and a size 6! You want to talk about an eagle boost!!!

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