Proof chocolate is evil

Nov 24, 2010

Made this post in forums, saving it here for look back on and laugh.

Friday night I was following someone to go and meet their family, sitting there in my car was one chocolate eyeball a student had handed me earlier that day (Halloween candy).  Hmmm  you know what Swoosh...its one eyeball...its like 4 m&ms in size.... you can have that...THIS TIME..... so I pick up the eyeball and start peeling it....I peel off the blue eyeball paper then the purple eyeball paper and pop the chocolate in my mouth...  (feeling guilty but still enjoying the chocolate taste)  Then BAM!  Blue lights behind me...ITS THE POLICE!! I throw on the flashers and pull to the side. I do a quick brain check...okay interior lights on, hands at wheel, make sure skirt isn't to hiked up from driving, eyeball to be sure have purse with me.... okay...all is good.

He comes to the window..."Do you know why I stopped you?"   Okay brain dead me....all I could think was great if he doesn't know we are BOTH in trouble....  but I replied "uh no not really" Mental check....wasn't speeding, wasn't on phone..   He looks at me and says, "You crossed the line twice when I followed you, have you been drinking?   "No sir." (Okay see here I am kicking myself on the inside...you know WHY I crossed the line? Unwrapping that confounded candy...but I cant tell him that)

See here the plot thickens....the gent that I am following gets out of his truck and starts asking, why did you stop her? what did she do? You must not know who she is. Why did you stop her?  The officer is telling him over and over to get in his truck..which he isnt doing... and the voices are louder and louder... (I dont like yelling, it scares me) Finally John gets back in his truck and I tell hte officer please dont judge me based on him.  He assures me that he isnt, He asks to see my license...so I open my wallet and hand him a card...  He looks at the card smiles then hands it back to me and says... No, the OTHER piece of plastic.    (Dear Lord...I had handed the man my Visa....)   (Great Now I'm BRIBING police)  I hand him my license and tell him sorry....its habit to hand over the other one, no one ever wants to see my license..... I thought I would die.... lol

My friends tease me and tell me next time try to bribe someone I need to keep cash around...I am getting LOTS of joke texts and emails from friends offering advice for the next time I get stopped ...

LOL good news is no ticket....

Moral of this story?  If someone gives you a chocolate eyeball, get rid of it asap so you don't end up giving your VISA to the one person that doesn't want it lol

If going to meet someones family....make sure they dont have issues with jumping out yelling at police first when YOUR license is in the balance. 
(John is a prison guard and its not going to work between us ...I guess thats the one good thing about that whole incident...to see how someone reacts to things like that) ( I dont deal with hostile men)

ugggg..... confessions..

....just keep swimming :)
Swoosh :)
 

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