LIES! at 51 weeks post op.

Nov 12, 2009

OK, REALLY quick: i know i havent been around in a while and i will be posting pics soon, but this was on my mind: I just bought the craziest, sexiest, coolest open toed, boot thingies from nine west. zippers, chains and things, FLYY!! OK. So do you remember reading about people and hearing their post op stories about how their feet went from a size 9 to a 7 or something crazy like that, well look here: MY FEET WERE A SIZE 12. 145 LBS LATER----MY FEET ARE STILL A DAMN SIZE 12. aND ITS ok, these are the feet my 6'4" father and my 5'6" mother got together and made. And they aint getting no smaller. Tragically enough, my ankles did,lol. So.....Shoes are even harder to find now that my ankles are twigs, lol, and my feet aint. I still fit a size 12 like a dream, but, for example that one pair of black patent leather shoes im wearing in one of those pics, i got 4 of those heel slips in the back of them and they still too big. OH well, you canT win them all!

--my nine west booties are gorgeous, but i will not be wearing them with skirts, capris, etc, only pants! its a sad situation around the ankleage area,lol.

--another lie: IM HUNGRY! ALL THE DAMN TIME. But knowing i had surgery, keeps me calm---most of the time. and I do still eat a tostito or 4 some of the time. ONe day a week though, i do a complete liquid diet to give myself another boost. I will be upping that to 2 days a week soon....

--final lie: everybody's butt doesnt shrink and everybody's boobs dont stay! I still have a ghetto bootie. and my poor boobs have deflated beyond recognition, although im excited about giving Victoria Secretions a run for her money, I dont like whats left of my once 46 DD's of perfection to a 36 C of exile. OK. Will have those lifted and pushed back together after childbirth---whenever the hell that is. But Vicky's pushup bra is a gift from the Baby Jesus himself!

ok ttyl. thats my final rant for tonight.

---oh wait, no one more: ITS FREEZING!!! WHERE DID ALL MY INSULATION GO?????OMG, FROST BITE BETTY IS MY NEW NAME......OK.

HOLLABACK!

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