Where are you hiding that?

Mar 07, 2011

I went to see my GI guy in Hamilton 2 weeks ago (did I mention how much I love this guy)

I have been having a great deal of issues regarding nocturnal regurge and aspiration pneumonia. . .there is a med he can give me but wanted to do a scope first.  So two weeks ago my "friend" and I booked it to Hamilton for the scope.  The nurse filled out the precursory paper work and asked me how much I weighed.  She wrote it down, and took me into the room. 

The anesthetic resident asked me if the nurse had weighed me, I sheepishly said no. . .he spoke rhetorically saying "the nurse's need to understand that the dosage is weight based, we have to go weigh you!"

Like a scolded puppy dog I followed him down the hall to be "weighed".

In my head I was fuming. . .he thinks I weigh more than I said. . .I still look like a fat slob. . .I will always be a fat ugly slob. . .

Onto the scale I stepped, imagine my surprise when he started at 180 and started moving up. . .

". . .I would never have believed you weigh 204, I thought 180 was a heavy guestimate for you. . .where are you hiding 204 pounds"

Uhm. . .have you seen my a$$?

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