work stories part dos y a half

May 13, 2009

during one shakedown i found a turd in a personal water bottle i have discovered many a container full of MOLDY urine items which would normally be for female use....but it was an all male unit and is anyone familiar with the bougie spirit called "pruno"? lol at least i have not had the pleasure of spying a "fi fi bag". I have busted up "trains" thats always good for your psyche. Yes I do infact LOVE my job. its rarely boring and when i dont feel like listening to negative comments or people trying to start problems, i merely dont look at them cuz all my inmates are deaf. Unfortunately when they dont want to "listen" to me, they too stop looking...asses
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what the hall have i been doing?

May 13, 2009

hey guys!!! damn i miss all my oh family. I have been moving three times in one year! i switched hospitals, boyfriends and cars. I even went down in sizes! I have been very blessed but also very stressed. I guess u could say i have a regular life right? lol.I have had a few wow moments too. Like one day i was talking to one of my inmates and she was descibing her sister to me and she said "she is built like you, she is not fat, just a little above average and she is also, very pretty." I was like "huh?" my whole fat little life i always heard "oh, i have a (insert random family memeber here) like you -very big but she has a pretty face".....jackass thats still NOT a compliment. But anyways and this one time (in band camp...) my mom and i were shopping and i saw these really cute pair of whit jeans but the biggest size they had was 14. Well i really wanted them so i took them just to see how much more i needed to lose to be able to grease up my fat arse and squeeze them on. Well when i put them on VIOLA! not only did they fit BUT i didnt have muffin top (although i must say the top is the best part of a muffin right?). I was so excited i modeled them for my mom. I couldnt believe i have gone from a 34 to a 14. I still have psycho issues with male attention though. I have just learned how to deal with it better. It still makes me uneasy and self concious I just have to keep reminding myself its a positive thing and not to get defensive. Ok well i huess i am done for now but please write me sometime guys i miss hearing from you!
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I PASSED MY AGILITY TEST!!

Sep 10, 2008

Holy crap, for years i put off transferring to a state hospital for the criminally insane cuz i was scared of their agility test.(weird how i dont mind working with serial killers and rapists and all that but i was scared of their agility test) I heard on many occassions how difficult is was. Well i finally just went for it and dude, it was nothing. i mean i work out daily and for like 3 hours but i barely broke a sweat. I am ecstatic!! I am so burnt out on developmentally disabled individuals its not funny. One can opnly take so much annoying repeatitive behavior especially when it involves bodily fluids. yeah, i am so over my hospital. I get to go work with the criminally insane now and on a deaf unit (cuz i know sign language). I cannot wait. i should start oct 1st. WAHOOOOOOO!

FYI

Aug 11, 2008

alcohol hits you fast and hard post op so watch out or you too can end up passed out on the side walk by your car at night whilke your friends organize search parties thinking you meandered off into the dark in a drunken stupor.....jus sayin thats all

think before you speak...

Jul 21, 2008

ok i have a lot of male friends and i can say that males tend to not think before they speak about 100 times more than females do. for example, the other night i was at a party and one of my friends is about 30-40 pounds over weight but she is drop dead GORGEOUS! i mean a knock out. anyways she had a few too many and ended up passing out blah blah blah...so the next day me and some of my guy friends were talking about it and some of them kept calling her "that one fat chick..." i was like dude! she is waaaaay smaller than me so wtf? they got quiet and kept trying to explain how its different blah blah blah...whatev thats rude! they then were saying that i look hot and all this BS but i know its just cuz i called them on it. i love them but they are RETARDED. Of course they are all buffed out firemen and stuff so any chick with 2 extra pouinds is a "fat"chick to them.

losing streak

Jul 01, 2008

YAAAAY!!!! im back to losing again. 15 LBS in 2 weeks. i did way up my protein and changed my usual starbucks order ofa tall iced white mocha (I know i know bad girl) now i get a venti iced coffee and sweeten it with 5 equals and about 2 inches of non fat milk. i love it even better than the iced white mocha too. 
i would also like to confess about how flakey i have been. im sorry, i have always been flakey. its not that i dont care its that i am a terminal procrastinator in all areas of my pathetic life lol. i get side tracked way too easily and i have too much going on add the fact that i am not organized in any way and have a real lack of priority and wow! i am a catch huh? lol ok i guess i will get back to work now ttfn!

got a new car!!

Jun 15, 2008

YAAAAYYY!!!! i just got a new nissan versa. 2008. i love it. my truck was waaaay too expensive (2001 dodge ram 8cylinders) it cost me 90 dollars every other day to fill up! not good.

HOW RUDE!

Jun 15, 2008

 ok so i was ta a club and some 21 year old guy was talking to me. he was really cute and all. but since he is male he can only act right for short amounts of time before nature takes over and they make some dumb comment. lol. sorry guys its true. ask any female. anyways...he asked me how old i was and when i told him 31 he looked me up and daown tehn said "wow, you look good for your age" wtf? incase any males arte reading this and thinking "how is that rude? taht bitch is crazy" let me esplain. you see i am ONLY 31. so eventhough he said i look good, all i heard was "damn bitch your old" get it? ok so moral of the story is-when talking to a female just avoid the whole age thing.

F*ck%n SICK!

Jun 08, 2008

this weekend one of my guy friends was grossing me out so bad. Why are guys so damn nasty all the time? He kept trying to wipe boogers on me. and he already farts all the time. WTH? he is 31 not 5. But i have noticed most guys act that nasty so he is really not that exceptional. really tho..is being so gross all the time part of having a penis or what?....just wondering...

quit staring at me!

Jun 08, 2008

so a few weeks ago i was working an am shift and i had to have the hospital police come to take pics cuz one of my guys got hurt (procedure) anyways, the cop that came i hadnt seen since i was pre-op. He is really nice and cool. well he just kept staring at me (not in an 'I want you " type of way but in awe i guess?) he kept giving me compliments. "wow! you look great" and "omg, I just cant believe how different you look" which although was very flattering it made me so uncomfortable. i kept verbally redirecting back to our situation. I didnt even wanna look at his face. i'm such a moron sometimes. I dont know why i get so shy, i have one of the biggest mouths  i know. but start giving me compliments and all of the sudden i clam up and feel like running away....what a dumbass i can be.

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