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so I walked on to my unit tonight only to see one of my guys buck naked holding a giz rag in his hands thrusting it at staff as if to say "here, take it." WTH? some days i cant believe the stuff I find amusing...

So tonight on my way to work i went through Wendys for a chicken salad. Now i have been going there for the last 7 years maybe like twice a month or so but i never really pay attention to who is working there. Well tonight after the girl at he window gave me my change she said "Can I ask you a question?" I said sure she said "How did you lose so much weight?" I started laughing because i was so shocked that she even noticed me. she probably deals with a hundred ppl a day or more and i rarely go there (especially now) it caught me totally off guard. I did tell her I had RNY in May but i also stressed how I do work out. I was just so shocked she even noticed all i could do was laugh.

Dont you just hate when God's plans for you interfere with your own plans for yourself? Don't get me wrong, i'm not a religious person, but of course I believe in the Big Guy. Seriously though, When what I want and what I can't have happen to be the same thing...life sucks!

awww my little nephew told me on the phone last night when asked what he wants for his bday saturday is for me to come to his party!! he makes my heart melt. he will be 4. He is so damn cute i just love squeezing him!! of course, i kept asking him but what did he want me to buy him and it kinda sounded lke he said hello kitty but it could have been heliocopter? i will stick with the heliocopter, i'm sure my bro would be more accepting LOL

UPDATE: so it was a helicopter he wanted-a remote cntrol one which crashed into my head several times LOL

i cant believe how cold it is. i cant take being this cold! sometimes at work i just sit and let the hot water pour over my  hands so i can keep warm a little. its even hard to concentrate. right now i have on a long sleeved top under a tshirt under a huge puffy jacket, 2 pairs of pants and 2 pairs of socks and i am STILL freezing! hmm...u think i might be anemic?

So the other day I worked an AM shift and I had to go into a group room to get something. My friend told me after I left this one client said (and he talks in a very loud whisper because of his trachea is constricted) "that bitch used to be fat" LMFAO! is that the best compliment or what? LOL damn i love my guys.

So I have horrible debilitating cramps, but the only thing that works is naproxen, which is an NSAID, which I cannot have so wth? welp, I couldn't take it anymore so I had to resort to doing a couple shots...and you know what...I am pain free! wahooo 2 days of misery gone. I know I know not smart but trust me if you were me you would do anything.

that there tends to be a high instance of weird ppl who work in libraries,bowling alleys,book stores and gaming stores (video). I wonder why? I really cant give a detailed explanation without sounding like even more of a jackass than I do, but I'm sure yall know what I mean. just a thought...
p.s if u work in one of those places, plz dont pm me to ask why i think you are weird, it will just create some awkwardness. ; )

Holy crap! I am so damn cold I cant even think. ever since surgery it is rare that I am warm. Before surgery i was always hot. I know I could be anemic and should get checked but I am not that ambitious. Infact I have yet to go to my 6 month check up and it was due 2 months ago! trust me I know how not okay that is. I'm sure it's bcuz i feel guilty for not always taking my vitamins and most of the time not drinking my protein. I have been getting better but i am wayyy behind. I am pretty disappointed in myself. But the dumb thing is the only thing holding me back is me. what a retard I am huh? awww funk it I will do it tomorrow....

ok if u r easily offended dont bother but if you dont mind laughing at the expense of others go to these place (dont worry, i wont think bad of you and no one will know)

http://www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com/

ok i tried to put up the second one but it didnt take so just go to you tube and look up tourettes guy then click on the video thats 14:28 long its HILARIOUS!