A little bit of bragging never does any harm

May 29, 2009

O.k., so, like not to brag or anything, but I am apparently the world’s finest egg maker EVER!!!!! I just got back from my 2 week follow up and I can now eat FOOD. I am beyond excited! I stopped on the way home, picked up egg beaters and dare I say it may have been the greatest tasting food I have ever had in my entire life. Not only fabulous, but it sat well too. How great is that??? Whoever would have known about this amazing egg talent I now possess?   Meanwhile, I am now down 23 pounds. For the first time in a L…O…N…G time I am FINALLY under 250. With great pride I say, I’m now 249.9. Shut up, that totally counts!!!!!!!! It is so under 250! Don’t mess with me!!!!!!!!!!!   Differences I already notice by just losing the 23 pounds…

1. I can put my seatbelt on now without needing to suck in my gut and tuck my tits under my armpits.
2. I’m no longer choking on my double chin. This is amazing to me. I don’t even notice it anymore. Before I constantly felt as though I was literally choking on it. So nasty (and scary!)
3. I can now reach parts of my back that have long since been abandoned. It’s nice to get reacquainted.
4. The best of all, I can now reach my own ass. With the additional 23 pounds it was as if wiping myself was an Olympic event. I had to prepare, I has to train. Now I can do it with ease.

  How happy am I? And this is just the beginning.         To be continued…

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