TMI I know, but this was too funny (and gross) not to share.

Dabba Doo X.
on 3/14/08 5:16 pm - Crosby, TX

okay, so I have read many times about people having accidents and I have laughed at each one. I had my surgery yesterday and I woke up with some gas pain. I burped, the passed gas....but it wasn't gas!!!!!!

I went in and changed my clothes and cleaned up, my husband asked what I was doing so I told him a had an accident. He just busted out laughing and started saying "Did you **** the bed?". I am glad he got a good laugh out of it!!!! So apparently all the reading in the world doesn't prepare you for everything!!!

Heaviest / surgery day / current / goal 261 / 238.0 / 206.0 / 150
AP Standard band -2 cc at surgery, first fill 4/10/08 - 2cc - second fill 5/1/08 - 1.5 cc - third fill 6/12/08 .5; fourth fill - 7-10-08 of .5; fifth fill - 8/11/08 of .2 for a total of 6.7 cc in a 10 cc band

"Fake it until you MAKE IT"

meliss0725
on 3/14/08 5:19 pm - Plainfield, IL

Lap Band on 06/26/03

Hi, welcome back and CONGRATS! I am really sorry to hear about your sh*tty surgery experience. Most people come back and describe the pain, etc...but not you... Feel better soon and best of luck, Melissa

Angelique J.
on 3/14/08 5:19 pm - Allentown, PA

Lap Band on 03/05/08

That's fantasticaly funny but then again poop and farts do amuse me, lol

HW - 366+/1stSW - 325/CW - 301/GW - 200,

Lap-banded 3-5-2008, planning for revision to RNY

J.A.C.+M poly w/ child

NPROGRESS
on 3/14/08 5:22 pm, edited 3/14/08 5:22 pm - I'm not sure where in, MO

Debra, Sorry that you had this experience. It is one you can add to your wls surgery memories....but actually I have to admit that that has happened to me. No, it wasn't after surgery, but I just think sometimes you don't know if it is a fart or a toilet moment!!! Well, life gets sooooooooo much better!! Take care an congrats on your surgery and blessings to you on your journey!!!

~NPROGRESS

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(deactivated member)
on 3/14/08 5:44 pm - AZ

Revision on 12/06/06

Well, at least you are poohing! See, after the post op diet and a bit of band times comes into play you'll be here saying you can't pooh. Then we'll ALL remind you of this and ask just which one you prefer? ;o))))))

guateTS
on 3/14/08 5:47 pm

DS on 03/19/12

haha. That my friend, is what is commonly known as a shart. I haven't had one per se....I just vomited so hard, poo came out. haha.

Heather M.
on 3/15/08 12:45 pm - Rosedale, MD

Revision on 06/11/09

I've heard of a shart before....my hubby sneezed and sh*t his pants Thursday night, so my question is.......is that a Sheeze? HAHAHA

Revised to VSG (6/11/09) weighing 253...

HeatherCat
on 3/14/08 9:47 pm - Rancho Cucamonga, CA

Lap Band on 06/27/08

Damn....that just stinks

"Taking life with a grain of salt, a wedge of lime and a shot of tequila"

Susan F.
on 3/14/08 11:05 pm - Beautiful Hudson Valley, NY

Ohhhh!!

Well, at least this way, nobody can say you are full of s&&t.... P.S. Love the "shart" definition. Gotta use that one!

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Surgery at NYU on 6/4/07 - the first day of the rest of my life!!!

candy8360
on 3/14/08 11:40 pm - Loganville, GA

Lap Band on 12/04/07

I had a similar experience when I was on the liquid stage. GLAD THATS OVER WITH!

banded 12/4/07 by Scott Davis at Crawford Long / Emory University Hospital
Vanguard 10cc band
1st fill - 1/3/08 - 3cc's, 2nd fill 2/24/08 - 3 more, 3rd fill 2/28/08 - 1 more - 7 total

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