Sockpuppeting - Lame or Cool?

Good to know I'm not the only one Alton indoctrinated! "Hmm, can I do more than one thing with this? No? No sale!"

To be fair, I didn't say he was no longer crush worthy, just that it didn't work for me.  

Mostly after watching that competition thing on food network.  Bill Nye though... he's still hot.

That's ok. Less competition for my AB ;)

I have to agree with you on Bill Nye. He's only gotten better with age! LOVE this image. 

That image could only be better if he HAD *****slapped Ken Ham. Hard.

I love Alton Brown!!  I tape Good Eats on the cooking channel every friday night!!  I have hooked up my kitchen Good Eats Style and can't believe how much more fun cooking is.  I know that sounds stupid and cornball but it's true.  The farting and burping yeast sock puppets kill me every time!!

Creepy?  

Sock puppet definition:

Urban Dictionary

The most popular definition on Urban Dictionary is also the earliest, from 2003:

1. sock puppet

An account made on an internet message board, by a person who already has an account, for the purpose of posting more-or-less anonymously.

by Ian Maxwell Mar 14, 2003

I've noticed three in the last 24 hours ...  it's all that deleting, blocking and deactivating that makes it necessary LOL!   I really don't see the point of blocking tons of people and then having a second account to read anyway - just unblock already ...

Some people (me included) have such an easily recognisable way of posting, it's easy to spot who they are - it's why I would be crap at the whole second account thing - I put too many "u"s in my spelling LOL!

Not to mention that you use a lot of elipsises (elipsi? elipsum? The three-period thingies) and mid-sentence hyphens when you write.

Same way that I seem to ALWAYS capitalize random words when I write instead of using bold or italics when I type. If I ever tried to type a ransom note or something (I've got an obnoxious coworker and I'm seriously tempted to hold her coffee cup hostage until she agrees to keep her ridiculous volume down on the phone), the CSI folks would peg me right away.

Yes I do!   I also overuse exclamation marks LOL - a sentence just doesn't seem complete without them all in ...