WLS Gas kills small children!
As I'm sure many of you know, my best friend and I went to Florida for my birthday in November, (and I am going thru Disney withdrawals now), but I live to tell the story that WLS gas kills small children, lol.
Other than the fact that I "treated" Bethany all week with some stinkers (and she had to chase me around the room with air freshener, lol), I made a family in the aptly named "Pooh" ride line up gag and make comments, but what comes next is a doozy!
It was our last night at the parks, and we were on the shuttle back to our resort after Extra Magic Hours, we were both tired and achy from being on our feet all day, and it was dark on the bus, being after midnight, so I let a silent but TOXIC one rip, lol, and these southern guys decided they would comment on it, and Bethany and I were just CRACKING up over their comments, until the automated announcement to take small children by the hand, when one of the guys said "the children are dead, the smell suffocated them!", by that time we were CRYING and doubled over busting a gut laughing, it was even funnier with the southern accent.
I had to share that story with you all, especially you newbies and pre-ops, that post wls gas IS deadly enough to kill small children!
Jules
Other than the fact that I "treated" Bethany all week with some stinkers (and she had to chase me around the room with air freshener, lol), I made a family in the aptly named "Pooh" ride line up gag and make comments, but what comes next is a doozy!
It was our last night at the parks, and we were on the shuttle back to our resort after Extra Magic Hours, we were both tired and achy from being on our feet all day, and it was dark on the bus, being after midnight, so I let a silent but TOXIC one rip, lol, and these southern guys decided they would comment on it, and Bethany and I were just CRACKING up over their comments, until the automated announcement to take small children by the hand, when one of the guys said "the children are dead, the smell suffocated them!", by that time we were CRYING and doubled over busting a gut laughing, it was even funnier with the southern accent.
I had to share that story with you all, especially you newbies and pre-ops, that post wls gas IS deadly enough to kill small children!
Jules
My angel is WildAngel, and my surgery date was Oct 20, 2009 with Dr Andre Nunn at Barix in Ypsilanti, Michigan, and I haven't felt this good in ages, thank you Dr Nunn for giving me my life back!
LOL! My kids have nothing to worry about, they're used to it. My DH sometimes has some that actually follow him from room to room. And he hasn't had WLS - it's natural!!
Beth
Former RNY patient revising to Sleeve then DS.
Appts: Dietitian - January 21/19; July 16/19, August 13/19, September 17/19, October 15/19; Social Worker: August 23/19; DS Orientation: March 20/19; Internist: September 30/19; Surgeon: November 13/19 (signed consent).
Surgery Date: February 28/20.
MY RNY DIDN'T FAIL ME - I FAILED IT.
OMG that is too funny - tears in my eyes reading it to my husband who was also giggling.... and with that being said he's been warned! lol
Koree 
July 13th, 2010 - Orientation at TWH..... July 29th, 2010 - Bariatric Nurse Appt..... August 10th, 2010 - Social Worker..... September 8th, 2010 - Nutrition Class & Dietitian Appts..... September 13th, 2010 - Psychologist..... September 23rd, 2010 - Dietitian and Social Worker meeting with Hubby..... October 12th, 2010 - Follow up with Social Worker..... November 5th, 2010 - Met Surgeon - Teodor Grantcharov.... January 7th, 2011 - PATS..... January 20th, 2011 - SURGERY!!
Got me an Angel - Leanne1
July 13th, 2010 - Orientation at TWH..... July 29th, 2010 - Bariatric Nurse Appt..... August 10th, 2010 - Social Worker..... September 8th, 2010 - Nutrition Class & Dietitian Appts..... September 13th, 2010 - Psychologist..... September 23rd, 2010 - Dietitian and Social Worker meeting with Hubby..... October 12th, 2010 - Follow up with Social Worker..... November 5th, 2010 - Met Surgeon - Teodor Grantcharov.... January 7th, 2011 - PATS..... January 20th, 2011 - SURGERY!!
Got me an Angel - Leanne1
I'd have to say the ability to control them seems to disappear after the surgery. At least before we could, um, "clamp shut" and put it off until a safer time, however I find now that mine will have none of that! lol
“The miracle isn’t that I finished. The miracle is that I had the courage to start.? --John “the Penguin? Bingham
There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that is less than the one you are capable of living. ~ Nelson Mandela
HW: 247.5/SW: 228.5/CW:135/ My GW: 140/SGW: 151
There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that is less than the one you are capable of living. ~ Nelson Mandela
HW: 247.5/SW: 228.5/CW:135/ My GW: 140/SGW: 151
OMG, that is way too funny.
I've been on those shuttles and had those experiences from others.
Yes, my family has experienced the extra gas around the house. DH was always full of gas and still is full of **** so it's a big joke in our house. We love potty humour.
My DH and I always know when one is awake in the morning the room is full of rippers.
That's so funny, thanks for sharing
I've been on those shuttles and had those experiences from others.
Yes, my family has experienced the extra gas around the house. DH was always full of gas and still is full of **** so it's a big joke in our house. We love potty humour.
My DH and I always know when one is awake in the morning the room is full of rippers.
That's so funny, thanks for sharing
Glad you had a great time at Disney. It is the best! We go at least once a year and have soooo much fun. (well at least I do) I have been going there since I was 3 years old. The first time I went with my husband was a few years ago. 1st time he thought it was alright, he enjoyed it. Then the second time we went I told him that there were a few things that we missedf so we need to go again. Before he knew it...ummm... we own a timeshare there!!! ha ha ha 
I was thinking about going actually about 3 weeks after my surgery if I was feeling up to it. I spoke to somebody else and they said that they went so close after surgery. They just had to be careful. I'm going to just wait and see. Which resort did you stay at? Take care!
I was thinking about going actually about 3 weeks after my surgery if I was feeling up to it. I spoke to somebody else and they said that they went so close after surgery. They just had to be careful. I'm going to just wait and see. Which resort did you stay at? Take care! Most Active
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